South Beach Tuna

Not baseball related, but Bill Parcells cut short another short-lived retirement, and instead of heading up the player personnel department for the Atlanta Falcons, is reportedly taking the same job within the Miami Dolphins organization.

SI.com reports the contract is for four years. Looks like Parcells will be shopping for his own groceries down in Miami. As a Jets fan, I am weary of again having to draft and compete against a Parcells team - particularly one in-division. You can count on Big Tuna turning that sinking ship around, and fast.

* SI.com also reports former Parcells pundit, Terrell Owens, is telling Jessica Simpson to stay away from his man.