Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts

Thursday, March 13, 2008

You Can't Make It Up

From the LoHud master himself, comes this hilarious Kei Igawa success story:

Kei Igawa threw a bullpen before the game and wanted somebody to stand at the plate and pose as a batter.

His interpreter, Yohei Fukuda, volunteered.

You can guess what happened. Yes, Igawa hit him with a pitch.

This event has inspired me to write a Haiku . . .
  • Great Kei Igawa,
  • Walks, homeruns and hit-by-pitch,
  • Money down the drain.