Even Trump Wouldn't Pay That Tab

If you have a couple extra million bucks stuck between the couch cushions, maybe you'd like to make an investment in Yankees season ticket packages.

This sale item is somehow still listed at StubHub.com:

Because the package is only available in five ticket quantities, the total bill works out to approximately $3.5 million. Carry the one, yes that's right.

And that's before adding Stubhub's other related charges which at last glance included fees for convenience, shipping and breathing.

[hat tip to LoHud poster Jennifer]