Sunday, February 17, 2008

Farnsworthless had staph infection. Kyle Farnsworth, resident save-blower [and meathead in Roger Clemens' absence], revealed he suffered a serious staph infection which required hospitalization in January. The malady required Farnsworth's left leg to be immobilized for three weeks and the relief pitcher believes the infection began with "a mosquito bite." He said the incident did not derail his offseason regimen very much - which presumably involves shotgunning Schlitz beers and hunting field mice.

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