Farnsworthless Puts The Blame On Torre. Kyle Farnsworth is a funny guy. In today's New York Post, the fastballer suggests Joe Torre and Ron Guidry's blueprint to keep him from pitching on back to back days hurt his chances for a successful season.

"They never came up to me and asked me (about working consecutive games)," Farnsworth said. "I don't know where that came about."

Kyle, the "no pitching on consecutive days" plan was not to protect you from yourself, but to protect the team from your untimely gopher balls. Can't blame Torre for every bullpen arm.