Thursday, April 3, 2008

Can't Blame This On A-Rod

Girl walks into Fenway Park. Girl sits down to watch the Red Sox. Girl gets attacked by territorial hawk dwelling at the stadium.

Her name? Alexa Rodriguez...

Alexa's friends, Maria Rivera and Justine Chamberlain, were taken to a safehouse. The hawk, who travels under the alias "Boras," was last seen brainwashing Nancy Drew in rightfield, and is still at large in the Greater Boston area.

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