Thursday, July 3, 2008

Can't Wait To Read About This
For The Next Six Months

Alex Rodriguez has reportedly split up with his wife Cynthia. Maybe her psych classes weren't going over so well at home. She kind of seems like the ultimate control freak wife - but in the absurdly passive aggressive mold and not in the nuttier than Planters, Jackie Christie style.
Not that Alex is suddenly Mr. Perfect but rumors that Cynthia spent time with Lenny Kravitz doesn't quite help either. Hey, after seeing in person last night how hard A-Rod hit a ball the opposite way and into the right field stands, here's to a long and unhealthy relationship with C-Rod.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

So he must have really hooked up with that blonde chick in Toronto.

Anonymous said...

That story wasn't actually true about Christie, right?

Anonymous said...

hey Mikey I thought you were dead! Sox still suck

Anonymous said...

I demand a story about Barry Bonds and the Yankees.

Anonymous said...

Ok ?

*BREAKING NEWS BARRY BOND STILL NOT A YANKEE !!!*

more updates as soon as they are released, but as of now .......wait hold up ?Nope still no Barry Bonds. Sorry