In all of my running around I completely overlooked Barry Bonds's blog. His excitement, love for the fans & for the game is affable. Wait, wrong word. I meant laughable. See for your self.

Dear Fans,

I am excited to announce that I will be playing baseball in a Giants uniform this season. I have always said, and continue to say, that San Francisco is my home and where I want to be. I am committed to the organization and I am looking forward to a championship season with my teammates.

My trip to the Dominican Republic was awesome. The Juan Marichal Golf Classic was a great success and I love spending time with the Marichal family, telling stories about the days when Juan, Willie and my dad played. I have to give a heartfelt thanks to Dr. Luis Jose Asilis and the
Marichal family for their hospitality during my stay in the DR.

Right now I am enjoying being home with my family, working out and preparing for Spring Training. See you all in February.

Later,

Barry Bonds

Not so fast Bar-oid. Right now Bud Selig has mad scientists and a braintrust reminiscient of the Manhattan Project mulling through ways to keep Bonds from breaking Hank Aaron's record in 2007. As Highlander would announce: There can be only one! We will see what goes down in the coming days. I predict a Bonds contract will be completed prompting Selig to go into hiding when Aaron's record is soiled, er . . . surpassed.

If you remember those entertaining "MadLib" books, this Bonds address would certainly make a good one. All you have to do is substitute "performance-enhancing drugs" for every noun. For example: "Right now I am enjoying being home with my performance-enhancing drugs." It's that easy.

Epstein & Son: You Got Punked

UPDATE: Apparently Theo may have pulled a fast one on Sports Illustrated, the media in general, bloggers and myself. A story at Boston.com reports that the "Theo at Nathan's" was a rouse spurred by Epstein's father.

‘‘[I’m] following the lead of my father and uncle -- some day I’ll give you a list of their gags,’’ he said in an e-mail today. ‘‘There was once a mean grocer in their neighborhood as kids and they got a friend to dress up in a Western Union uniform and brought him news that he had won the Irish Sweepstakes. The guy ran into the street and gave away the whole store.’’

Leslie Epstein said he was sworn to secrecy on the actual site of the wedding. Last night, he’d accepted congratulations from a Globe reporter and written: ‘‘We’re very happy for them, of course, but we can’t say much more other than Marie has some strong childhood memories of Coney Island and that’s why we all went down to watch the orthodox rabbi who married them at Nathan’s Famous. It’s amazing the grip that nostalgia has on people.

‘‘Neither Theo or Marie has ever been to Coney Island as far as I know, or has ever tasted a Nathan’s Famous (though I have -- perfectly delicious), and Rabbi Schnitzlebaum slept
undisturbed all day long. In short, not a word of it was meant to be taken seriously.’’

Congratulations to Theo's dad for completing one of the strangest gags of all time. At least we now know where Theo got his misdirecton talents from. Numerous general managers have implied Theo is prone to tampering. Exhibit "A" is the J.D. Drew deal, in which many believe Red Sox officials hinted that Nancy Drew's opting out of his contract may earn him mega-dollars on the free-agent market. The result? A five-year $70 million deal from Boston.

Spring Invite for Bern, Bonds Contract Rejected, General Manager's Fastfood Marriage

RedSox GM Theo Epstein got married recently. It wasn't in Boston and it wasn't at the Four Seasons:

Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein, known for his stealth in baseball deals, quietly got married this month, according to a published report.

The Boston Globe reported Wednesday that Epstein's father, Leslie Epstein, confirmed his son married Marie Whitney in New York at the original Nathan's Famous hot dog stand, built in 1916.

"We're very happy for them, of course, but we can't say much more other than Marie has some strong childhood memories of Coney Island, and that's why we all went down to watch the orthodox rabbi who married them at Nathan's Famous. It's amazing the grip that nostalgia has on people," the elder Epstein, head of the creative writing department at Boston University, told the Globe in an e-mail.

Are you kidding me? Not only does Theo get married in the Evil Empire's lair, he does so at a Nathan's Famous? And his parents sounded thrilled about the ceremony. Sounded like a child at the dinner table after Daddy smacked Mommy during an argument. I had heard of drive-through marriages in Vegas, but hot dog stands? That takes some cajones or maybe just a little too big an obsession with frankfurters.

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The Yankees invited Bernie Williams to Spring training as a nonguaranteed minor leaguer.

Although he could more money somewhere else, Williams seems immovable. John Heyman says:
Williams still could decide to retire, too. But the third option, which is to sign a better deal with another team, seems to be out of the question.

Though Williams could have gotten a guaranteed contract elsewhere, people close to him say he considers himself a Yankee and only a Yankee.

Williams knows that if he decides to return for what amounts to a tryout, through no fault of his own he becomes the story of spring, superseding returning hero Andy Pettitte, at least until Roger Clemens decides whether to rejoin them.

If Bernie decides to accept the Spring invitation - which is a slap in the face & the ultimate portrayal of loyalty - there is always the outside chance that he could make the team. With Joe Torre's admiration for Bernie, he would push hard to make room for him on the roster. We'll see what happens, but I would think that Melky's status as a trade chip has died down - until the trading deadline maybe.

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After writing yesterday that the Bonds contract has finally been finalized, the Commish has thrown a monkey-wrench into the deal. Apparently, Bud Selig rejected the agreement:

Complicating matters, Bonds' contract was not approved by the commissioner's office because it contained a personal-appearance provision, a baseball executive said Wednesday, speaking on condition of anonymity because those details had not been made public.

Bonds' agent, Jeff Borris, said late Tuesday the team was redrafting the agreement and sending him a revised version by express mail for Bonds to review and sign.

Surely, there are technical reasons why the commissioner's office did not approve the contract, but there might be more behind it. Maybe Selig will reject any deal offered until Barry Bonds is forced out of baseball. Wait, that's just a fantasy of mine, but the Commish sure isn't making it easy on Bonds.

Mussina On Pavano, Rotation

The Man from Stan-ford spoke to Yankees.com about the 2007 rotation, Carl Pavano, Randy Johnson and being the oldest player on the team.

On Carl the Krutch:

"I think [Pavano] has to do his job and kind of be a new guy again. That's the best way to put it," Mussina said in New York, where he was honored at the 27th annual Thurman Munson Awards dinner. "He's been away a long time. There were periods of time when he got real close, and everybody thought he was going to come back, and he didn't.

"He's got to earn some trust from some players again, and from the coaching staff and the manager and the organization. If he can do it, we know he can pitch and we know he can get people out. If he gets over those hurdles, he'll be an asset."

On the '07 rotation:

"If our staff goes out there healthy and pitches, we're going to be good," Mussina

The staff surrounding Mussina in the first days of camp at Legends Field might take some getting used to. Re-acquainting with Andy Pettitte won't be much of an issue, but Mussina will be curious to see up close what both Pavano and newcomer KeiIgawa can provide.

On G-Unit:

Mussina seemed to allude that Johnson "doesn't seem like he has a lot of fun pitching in New York, and he certainly wears it on his sleeve."

Simply put, Johnson never was able to completely adjust to life in the big city.

"I just think that the expectations that New York posed with the Yankees -- all the media coverage -- the expectations are large and high," Mussina said. "Randy's name is synonymous with 15 strikeouts and 20 wins and Cy Young Awards and all this stuff.

"When you put on the pinstripes, you're expected to do that 35 times a year. Realistically, that's not possible, but you can't fight it either. You have to roll with it and expect to do well. I just think he got a bad taste in his mouth."

Mussina can be blunt at times and the topic of Pavano brings out the straight-shooter in Moose. Over the past two years of absenteeism Pavano has earned himself a lot of doubters and many of them are in his own clubhouse. It will take more than an impressive Spring to regain trust in the locker room. If he ever returns to the major league level again and begins to pitch with the same success seen in 2004, everything else will become unimportant.

As for Randy, Mussina paints a pretty ugly portrait. This is to be expected when the subject is a grump approaching his mid-40s. "Wearing" his distaste for New York on his sleeve shows how much Johnson enjoyed pitching here - confirmed by the fraternity-party atmosphere during his reintroduction as a Diamondback. G-Unit is probably about as miserable a locker-room influence there is, only further lauding the reacquisition of Andy P.

Random Mussina Link.

Even Bonds' Contract Stinks

The Giants new deal with Barry Bonds has an unprecedented stipulation. If Bonds is indicted with Federal steroids charges, San Francisco can void his contract.

Barry Bonds gave the San Francisco Giants the right to terminate his $15.8 million, one-year contract if he is indicted.

The unusual provision, included in the deal that was completed Monday night, protects the team in case Bonds is charged in the federal government's steroids investigation.

Under 7(b)(1), a team may terminate a contract if the player shall "fail, refuse or neglect to conform his personal conduct to the standards of good citizenship and good sportsmanship or to keep himself in first-class physical condition or to obey the club's training rules."

Section 7(b)(3) gives the team the right to end the deal if a player shall "fail, refuse or neglect to render his services hereunder or in any manner materially breach this contract."

In addition, the Giants have the less drastic option of converting Bonds' deal to nonguaranteed, the baseball executive said. Players with nonguaranteed contracts can be released before opening day for 30 or 45 days' termination pay, depending on the timing.

Brian Sabean sounds more like Carlo Gambino concealing a paper trail than a baseball general manager protecting himself from public backlash and financial liability. But these are the burdens emanating from steroids' black cloud. Pretty soon Major League managers will be accompanied by their own personal lawyer - in the dugout - to avoid legal trouble.

In the mean time, Chris Henry has been arrested for the third time this season, raising the Bengals tally to nine players arrested in thirteen months. Tank Johnson's impression of Luca Brasi (along with countless other potential black eyes) have been completely ignored by the NFL and by extension the viewing public. Justifying the statement: the NFL is bulletproof and MLB is not.

Also contained in Bar-oid's new contract comes the banishment of his million-man entourage. No longer can his wisterol-hoarding cronies enjoy the Lazyboy recliner or 80 inch plasma housed in Barry's wing of the Giants clubhouse.

Under the new agreement, two of Bonds' trainers -- Harvey Shields and Greg Oliver -- no longer will be on the Giants' payroll. They also won't be permitted in restricted areas in any major league ballpark, such as the clubhouse.

"I have no problems with it," Bonds said. "[Oliver] and Harvey will be with me, just outside the ballpark."

Damn, what's next? Maybe they'll make Bar-oid warm up in the parking lot and sit in the stands when the Giants are batting. Sounds about right. In the mean time I will keep my fingers crossed for an indictment and subsequent contract termination. Who's with me?

The Prospectus Speaks

The immortal Baseball Prospectus has released their edition of FutureShock for the Yankees. Kevin Goldstein ranks the top 10 prospects, separating the premiere from the preliminary. The list looks like this:

Excellent Prospects
1. Philip Hughes, rhp
2. Jose Tabata, rf

Very Good Prospects
3. Joba Chamberlain, rhp
4. Humberto Sanchez, rhp
5. Dellin Betances, rhp

Good Prospects
6. Kevin Whelan, rhp

Average Prospects
7. Tyler Clippard, rhp
8. J. Brent Cox, rhp
9. Ian Kennedy, rhp
10. Alberto Gonzalez, ss

I will not attempt to refute Goldstein's ranking of the top ten, but readers should realize that this ranking is not the be-all-end-all. In my mind, guys like Kennedy and Cox already fall under the "Good" category, but all of the Yankee prospects have the opportunity to move up the rankings. Although Clippard seems doomed to be a mid-level prospect until he is promoted to the Majors and proves otherwise.

The Prospectus then lists the pros, cons, and random insights into what a prospect is or could become. Here's a look at the top three:

1. Philip Hughes, rhp
The Good: The total package, making him the best pitching prospect in the game. His 92-96 mph fastball has good movement to go along with outstanding location, and his hard curveball gives him a second major-league-quality out pitch. His change-up is at least average, and has nice fade and deception. His size is ideal and his mechanics are nearly flawless.
The Bad: 2006 was Hughes' first season with no health problems, and he was treated with kid gloves at the end of the season. He's yet to prove that he can hold up under a full-season workload, although he was as dominant as ever at the end of the year.
The Irrelevant: In the first inning of games, opposing hitters facing Hughes hit .125 (11-for-88) with 34 strikeouts.

2. Jose Tabata, rf
The Good: Plus hitting skills and a mature approach well beyond his years. With outstanding bat speed and excellent hand/eye coordination, Tabata projects through the roof offensively based on what he's already been able to do at such a young age. He's a tick-above-average runner and a solid outfielder with a good arm.
The Bad: While nobody questions Tabata's ability to hit for average down the road, his power projection is a matter of some debate. Some feel that his pure hitting skills are enough to project for plus power, with others are concerned that his smallish frame will limit him to no more than 15-20 home runs annually.
The Irrelevant: In 2006, Tabata hit .261 with the bases empty, and .331 with runners on base.

3. Joba Chamberlain, rhp
The Good: Projected as a top pick early in the college season, injury issues dropped him to the supplemental first round. He's already looking like a draft-day steal. Chamberlain blew away scouts in the Hawaiian Winter League, pumping out mid-90s fastballs and plus sliders. He's a big-bodied power pitcher with the much-desired combination of plus stuff and plus command.
The Bad: Chamberlain at times borders between big-bodied and fat, and conditioning will always be an issue. He needs to improve the arm action on his change-up. He can be guilty at times of falling in love with his fastball, and needs to mix in his secondary pitches more often.
The Irrelevant: Chamberlain is a Native American and a member of the Winnebago Tribe of Nebraska.

Interesting that they projected Joba higher than Humberto Sanchez, but I think the twosome is very similar. They are both big-bodied power pitchers who could suffer from weight-problems. They both have had injury problems in their past, spawning GM's reluctance to annoint them (particularly Sanchez) top-level talent. Tabata's batting average with runners-on-base is an intriguing statistic. His ability to raise his game when RBI are up for grabs is a positive sign.

Highway to Helton is A Dead End

With help from Rockies CEO Charlie Monfort, the Todd Helton to Boston deal has officially fallen apart.

"This is not a trade that we were anxious to complete, but we are always exploring ways to improve our team," Monfort said. "Discussions like these regarding a player of Todd's talent and character are never easy, and it's not surprising we were not able to reach an agreement. Todd has been and will continue to be an important part of our franchise, and we can't wait to see him with the rest of the Rockies in Tucson."

The Rockies, who train in Arizona, added that there will be no further discussions.

The second stumbling block was which prospects would have headed to Colorado as part of any package. The Rockies were said to be asking for young pitching, with Hansen, Delcarmen, Clay Buchholz and Jon Lester rumored to be discussed.

The Boston Herald reported on Monday that Josh Beckett, while watching the movie "Fever Pitch" over the weekend at his Florida home, had thrown his support behind the left-handed-hitting slugger. On Monday, another Sox pitcher, Curt Schilling, called Helton "the toughest out, by far" he's ever faced in the Majors.

Aw, poor Schill. I guess his "toughest out" will remain in a competitor's uniform. Even those Yankee fans who downplayed Helton as the benefactor of a little league home-park are relieved his bat was not added to Boston's lineup.

Helton Update. Monday Round-Up

Clemens threw from a mound today, told reporters he wouldn't pitch a full season, and all of us couldn't care less. In all probability, Clemens will not join a team until April and May, making the continuous Rocket updates a bit absurd. That's pure hypocrisy on my part, but I find the Clemens-courting hilarious and therefore must cover such ridiculousness.

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So much for the no-doubt-about-it mentality swirling around a Todd Helton deal. Following speculation that the Rockies would basically eat the majority of his remaining contract in exchange for Mike Lowell, Julian Tavarez and a bag of balls, Colorado's CEO burst their bubble.

"This is Todd Helton we're talking about," Colorado owner and CEO Charlie Monfort told The Associated Press. "We're not just going to give him up for nothing... Tavarez and Lowell are good, and they'll help us this season, but we need to get something else pretty good in return," Monfort said. "So, we'll see."

The Red Sox are believed to be offering third baseman Mike Lowell (one year, $9 million remaining) and right-hander Julian Tavarez in exchange for Helton. The Rockies are interested in young pitching, with various reports pointing toward Craig Hansen and Manny Delcarmen as possible chips in any deal.

Monfort also told the AP that if a deal is to be struck, Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein and Rockies general manager Dan O'Dowd would likely make it happen by the end of the week.

"I don't see it dragging on. If Dan and Theo can work out the bodies in the next couple of days, it will happen," said Monfort, who would need to sign off on the trade.

As someone who believes Helton to be a powerful offensive weapon - particularly in Fenway's confines - I would welcome Colorado's nixing of a potential trade. And after hearing some of the possible offers the RedSox were making for Helton, I found it strange that baseball writers were not dismissing it as an unreasonable mismatch of talent. Monfort has raised the ante. We'll have to wait and see what Theo's next move will be.


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Brian Sabean's Barry Bonds holdout appears to be on the verge of crumbling as Bar-oid will soon finish a one-year deal. The contract was thought to have been completed weeks ago, but an amphetamine fopah and ownership-reluctance slowed the process. They fought the good fight, but the evil Bonds will live to rise another day.


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The Alaskan Loudmouth says he plans on pitching in 2008, putting a damper on any political aspirations until thereafter. Asked if he would consider pitching in the Bronx, Schilling sounded an emphatic "no."

"Where I'm going to play beyond 2007? I hope it's Boston, but I will go out and find a home to pitch," he said. "I hope it's here, but there's also that possibility [of pitching elsewhere]. It would not be to New York."

Schilling, who is signed through the upcoming season, also said on WEEI that he is hopeful that a deal with the Red Sox can be worked out before Spring Training.

For someone who named his son after Lou Gehrig, Curt sure has a lot of pent up aggression toward the Bombers.


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Earlier today, Barbaro hit the hay for good. Racehorses have a tough life: win or face ruthless trainers, become injured and face euthanasia.

Highway to Helton & "The Coors Fx"

Since Todd Helton has already made it clear he would OK a trade that sent him to Boston, it's time to learn more about this forgotten Mile-High hitter. The hitter's paradise that was Coors Field cannot be ignored, but many baseball stat-nerds believe it is now comparable to Wrigley. Denny Neagle and Mike Hampton can attest to the tendency for flyballs to become satellites.

Neagle effectively committed career suicide as he followed a terrible showing in pinstripes with the kiss of death: three years in Colorado. In his final three seasons, Neagle posted ERAs of 5.38, 5.26 & 7.90 respectively. The last season saw Neagle allow 12 homeruns in only seven starts. At age 34 his career was over.

After six seasons as a starting pitcher, Hampton was impressive with an average ERA of about 3.50 per year. The next two years he spent in Colorado. He tossed about 400 innings - which is to be respected these days - but posted ERAs of 5.41 and 6.15. His first season away from Colorado yielded Hampton another sub-4.00 ERA.

Meanwhile, the Rockies hitters were doing just fine and "Highway To" Helton was on a rampage. Following his 1998 2nd Place finish in the Rookie of the Year voting, Helton earned himself the 2000 NL Batting Title with a .372 average. The next five years he would hit .336, .329, .358, .347, and .320 respectively.

Between 2000-2003, he was in the top-ten in MVP voting three different times. During this same four-year period, Helton won four straight SilverSlugger awards as a first-baseman. He was an Allstar five consecutive seasons from 2000-2004 and earned himself three GoldGloves at first. A doubles machine, Helton has posted 40+ doubles in 6 of his 9 professional seasons - he had 37, 39 & 39 in the other three seasons. The accommodating Fenway gaps would reward such a hitter.

The last seven years Helton also displayed patience at the plate, walking at least 90 times each season, and reaching the century mark on five occasions. For a "dwindling" star, Helton's OBP has constantly impressed. Last year's .404 OBP was the lowest since his 1999 OBP of .395. His career OBP of .430 rivals on-base hounds like Giambi, Pujols, Manny, etc.

In fact, for his career Helton sees 3.97 pitches per plate-appearance. The career numbers for Giambi and Manny are 4.10 and 4.04 in this category. His OBP and #P/PA are just the types of Moneyball fixtures that have Theo Epstein salivating.

Furthermore, the past few years Coors Field's status as an NL launchpad has noticeably declined since the "Coors Canaveral" days (referring to the NASA launchsite, Cape Canaveral). Here's a scientific, mathematical breakdown of "The Coors Effect" occuring during the mid-1990s through the early 2000s. But that was then, this is now. An unappreciated story from Scout.com reveals the statistical withdrawl of the Coors Field offensive explosion:

In 2002, everyone was abuzz about the Great Humidor Scandal of Colorado. It had been revealed that the Rockies kept their gameday balls in a humidity controlled chamber before use, thus making them less lively. The park would go on to engender the most runs scored in baseball for two of the next three seasons, though never again would the park do so for home runs hit.

Right now, it’s safe to say that the Humidor has indeed slightly depressed home run totals at Coors, though not to the extent that the uproar of 2002 was justified. But now in 2006, it appears that we may have learned our lesson too well. Through the first six weeks of the season, Coors had actually played like a pitcher’s park, and we haven’t heard a peep from anybody about it.

Well, let the silence be broken. Through May, Coors field ranked 21^st among ballparks in runs allowed and 23^rd in home runs hit. Specifically, runs in Coors have been depressed by 6.5% and home runs have been depressed by 17.5% versus the average of the other parks that the Rockies have played in so far, and all this during a season in which home runs are up 25% league-wide over the first 40 games.

The excerpt is not intended as some sort of conspiracy theory or a way of talking up Todd Helton as Jimmie Foxx only to bury him if he fails in Boston. There is no denying the thin air contributed to Helton's offensive statistics, but there is also no denying his periods of dominance (Takes more than a hitter's park to create Helton's career .333 batting average).

Neither an immortal offensive powerhouse or an inflated scrub, Helton falls somewhere in between, along the lines of the perennial allstar and professional hitter. If Boston is able to complete a deal for Helton, Yankee fans should be weary as a lineup already bolstered by Lugo & Drew only gets deeper. Especially if the deal does not further chip away at an already decimated AL East bullpen. Pitching wins championships and right now Boston has the starters, plus a dynamite order. If a respectable bullpen falls into line during Spring training the Sawx will be tough to beat.

Sunday Roundup: Manny for Helton? Bernie & Barry.

The Helton deal has traveled from rumor to an actual possibility. Buster Olney says that Boston and Colorado are in "high-level talks" with an underwhelming package possibly going to the Rox:

In the current proposal, the Red Sox would send Lowell, Tavarez and prospects to the Rockies. But the identity of the prospects could hold up the deal: The Rockies want relief pitchers Craig Hansen and Manny Delcarmen, while the Red Sox do not want to give up either at this time.

The brilliant Woody Paige, jester of ESPN's "Around the Horn," threw his take into the pot. Paige believes the Rockies should be getting Manny Ramirez back for any Helton deal. He then compares Manny to Dante Bichette, reminding us that this is Woody Paige we're reading.

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Newsday believes it is doubtful that San Francisco will cut ties with Bonds. Good for Barry, bad for Earth.

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Bernie's still torn on his decision for 2007. Here's what Bern Baby Berned about:

"That's the part of this game that's always hard to deal with, the business side," he said. "When this point comes, it's always hard. It doesn't come as a surprise to me. As a player you should never take that personally."

"There are a lot of things I can't control," he said. "Right now I'm just going to stay in shape and see what happens. I've got to wait and see what my options are."

The find it hard to believe the Yankees will retain Williams as a 5th outfielder. And it is even harder to believe - even a classy yeoman like Bernie - could swallow such a low-profile demotion. He would spend 80% of his time in the dugout, have to claw for plate-appearances, and would have little effect on the outcome of games.

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As the El-Train turns, the drama in Chisox town has just begun. As talked about yesterday, Mark Buerhle and GM Kenny Williams are not on the best of terms right now.

"I picked up the paper [Saturday] morning, read this article and it made me sad,'' Williams said. ''I've told you guys before that one of the things that's tough for me to balance is becoming close to the players, and I am close with them, a lot of them. That makes it particularly hard when you have to handle the business of baseball. There's a way to do it and a way not to do it. In an effort to be truthful, honest, candid, this just doesn't work.''

Sounds like someone's getting more mushy and less menacing. Williams still scares the hell out of me. While Chicago shows their disinterest in Buerhle's future, they may be seeking a return of defensive impresario Aaron Rowand. Rowand is a free agent after the 2007 season.

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This just in: Johan Santana is going to get paid a lot of free-agent money. The Boston Herald says that Santana Has Power. That's like saying "The W" has an approval rating problem.

If the two sides can’t work something out by the end of spring training, Santana’s tenure with the Twins could be in doubt.
“If the team really wants to retain him they’re probably going to have to do something soon,” said Greenberg, who added it’s unlikely for his client to seek an extension in the final year of his deal with free agency approaching.

If Kansas City is willing to give Gil Meche a five-year, $55 million deal, imagine what Santana and his agent, Peter Greenberg, could have commanded this winter.

This is a scary thought. Since Santana is about 10-times the pitcher Gil Meche is, is it fair to just multiply $55 million by 10 and give Johan half a billion dollars?

RedSox Interested In Helton. ChiSox & Buehrle Not So Much

The Rockies have begun their annual get-out-from-under Todd Helton contract sweepstakes a little earlier this year. But this time, the player is a bit more intriguing. The Denver Post is reporting that the Boston Red Sox are discussing a trade for the lefthanded first-baseman:

The Rockies are in discussions with the Boston Red Sox involving a trade of Todd Helton, according to multiple baseball sources.

Nothing is imminent, but negotiations are expected to resume Monday or Tuesday when Rockies general manager Dan O'Dowd returns to work after tending to a family matter. Helton, 33, has a complete no-trade clause, but has said he would consider Boston.

Helton has six years and $90.1 million remaining on his contract, and the Red Sox could face luxury-tax penalties if they acquire the first baseman, issues that would have to be resolved.

Helton has been bothered periodically by a back injury the past five years, and last season he landed on the disabled list because of a serious stomach ailment. Helton's age, back and contract caused the Angels to cool on a deal.

Helton has not hit over 20 homeruns since the 2004 season, but he is a career .333 hitter and may experience a rebirth in Fenway. Check out the numbers, Helton may have regressed slugging-wise but he is still a professional, dangerous hitter to insert into an already formidable lineup. Whether the deal progresses or not, the RedSox have again displayed a Yankee bankroll - which is to say, nothing is unattainable.

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Mark Buehrle is getting kicked out the door before the 2007 Spring training commences. GM Kenny Williams and Buehrle have had an old-school showdown of sorts during the offseason and it would not take a Mensa certification to predict the southpaw would be pitching elsewhere come 2008.

"I want to be back, but I've seen direct quotes from Kenny saying that Mark Buehrle won't be in a White Sox uniform in 2008," Buehrle said. "I'm just kind of going off what he said."

Williams, speaking loudly and slowly, trying extra hard to get his message across, claims that's not what he said at all.

"I don't remember saying that in those words ... " Williams explained. "In assessing what our focus is and what our direction is, is there something there that's a realistic opportunity in retaining Buehrle? Only he knows the answer to that. Have we explored the possibility? Yes.

"Am I optimistic? Not at all. Not at all. If somebody is going to try to paint a picture of some Draconian stance or remarks, they're painting the wrong picture and they've got a little bit of a twisted view ...

"All we need to be focused on, whether it's Mark Buehrle or any other player who has a contractual issue for 2008 -- I say again, for 2008 -- is take care of 2007. Take care of 2007, because you win, and we win.

"Play him the tape."

"I just said 'Hi' to (Williams on Thursday)," Buehrle said. "I haven't had the chance to sit down and talk to him.

"I probably won't, either."

I would love to be a ChiSox beat guy right about now. The flames have been officially fanned and more verbal battles may be lingering around the bend. I'll give Williams credit for one thing, he sure as hell does not beat around the bush (think the Frank Thomas exit).

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Jake Peavy has been exonerated for a recent misconduct charge at Mobile Regional Airport.

Peavy was arrested in his hometown after he parked in front of the airport entrance Jan. 4.

When the airport officer ordered the vehicle moved or be ticketed, Peavy indicated he would take the ticket. Peavy then made a comment about "a real cop" as opposed to airport security and was subsequently arrested and booked into Mobile Country Metro Jail on the misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge, District Attorney John Tyson Jr. said.

Tyson told the judge at a court hearing Thursday the decision to dismiss came "on the recommendation of the individual officer involved and the chief of airport police."

There ya go Jake. The 350k bond kept him from spending more than a few minutes behind bars and the airport policeman has lost whatever authority he had once held.

Cashman Makes ESPN Kiss the Ring

Keith Law at ESPN.com has ranked the Major League farm systems from top to bottom. His top five looked like this:

1. Tampa Bay: Packed with high-ceiling bats and a lot of pitching depth, although most of it was in A-ball in 2006.

2. Colorado: Troy Tulowitzki and Chris Iannetta give them two outstanding up-the-middle prospects, and outfielder Dexter Fowler, who turned down a chance to go to some liberal arts school in Cambridge, Mass., looks like an outstanding late sign from 2005.

3. Arizona: One of the most impressive waves of hitting prospects that any team has assembled continues in 2007 with Chris Young ready to step in and Carlos Gonzalez and Justin Upton coming along behind him.

4. Kansas City: Little depth, but their top three prospects (Alex Gordon, Billy Butler and Luke Hochevar) are as good as any organization's top three.

5. N.Y. Yankees: Massive improvement since 2005, buttressed by some trades for prospects and a higher-ceiling approach to the draft.

Since Yankees fans have been used to ignoring the wasteland that was the Bomber farm-system, I would be remiss if I did not also mention his bottom five. The worst minor league system seems to be a consensus no-brainer:

26. Texas: Probably the shocker of the list for me, as the Rangers' touted DVD trio hasn't panned out as planned, with Thomas Diamond looking destined for the pen and John Danks dealt to pick up the more major-league ready Brandon McCarthy.

27. San Francisco: No surprise here, as the Giants have willfully surrendered their first-round picks for years until they were forced by the rules to keep their No. 1 in 2006, which they used to select Tim Lincecum, now their top prospect.

28. St. Louis: Saved from the bottom spot by Colby Rasmus, who just needs to pass the Double-A test to become one of the top 10 to 15 prospects in the minors.

29. Philadelphia: Thin system which got thinner by the sudden rise of Cole Hamels. The closest solid-average prospect to the majors here is Carlos Carrasco, who spent the year in low-A.

30. San Diego: The system's best prospects are Kevin Kouzmanoff, a low-power corner bat just acquired from Cleveland, and pitcher Cesar Carrillo, who missed the last half of the season with elbow trouble. Years of unproductive drafts have really taken a toll here.

Another ESPN "Insider" offered his two cents on the legitimacy (or lack thereof) that accompanies top-prospect hype. Hell, Rob Neyer even came up with a grading system. Studying the minor league systems of 10 MLB franchises, Neyer took Baseball America's list of 50 prospects (the top-5 from each team) and ranked them from grades of A through F. Of the 50 prospects analyzed, only six of them received an "A" grade. They were Victor Martinez, Travis Hafner, Cliff Lee, Joe Crede, Mark Prior and Carlos Zambrano.

Keith Law also formulated a more in-depth analysis of the top farm systems. Here's what he had to say on what impressed him most about the Yankee minor leagues:

What sets the Yankees' system apart from most others is the presence of two of the 10 best prospects in baseball, something no other organization can claim. The first of these two is right-handed pitcher Philip Hughes, who should show up in the Bronx in the first half of this season. The Yanks' first-round pick in 2004 has rocketed through the system with two consistent plus-plus pitches in a 93-95 mph fastball with fair sink, and a 12-to-6 curveball, and he has a promising changeup as well.

Hughes' hitting counterpart on the Yanks' prospect depth chart is teenaged center fielder Jose Tabata [who] has an outstanding package of tools, but also has a degree of baseball acumen not often seen in players so young. He has a quick bat with developing power and good command of the strike zone. He has good instincts in center, with a plus arm that will allow him to move to right if he outgrows center.

The Yanks' system also now boasts depth that it hasn't had in years. Trading Gary Sheffield netted the Yankees another top pitching prospect in Humberto Sanchez as well as two live arms in Kevin Whelan and Anthony Claggett. The Yanks also added two more tough signs in Mark Melancon and sashimi-raw flamethrower Dellin Betances. [The Yankees farm has shown] significant improvement for such a short period of time, and that's very bad news for the other four teams in the AL East.

I don't know if I would call Dellin Betances "sashimi-raw" because he has apparently taken large strides during a minuscule serving of professional ball. Perhaps Law was describing the 6-8 Betances before the Yankees drafted him, but we both agree on one thing . . . he does throw smoke. The teenager has impressed Nardi Contreras by bettering his mechanics and delivery which thereby helps loosen any "wild" tag. A well-located plus fastball that can reach 99mph can be a reliable backbone for a pitching prospect who is developing an above average knuckle-curve.

A lot of the naysayers on 18 year-old Tabata have said he lacks the power (and frame) needed to be an impact outfielder. But, his physical maturity may erase such doubters since he has been blessed with batting instincts well beyond his years. Either way, it's nice to see so much love being thrown in the direction of future pinstripers.

Yankees Are 007 On Clemens, Pavano News

In today's New York Times is a story on the Yankees foreign legion journeying to China. There is also mention of Carl Pavano and J.B. Cox, as well as a brief comment on the Clemens watch.

Despite his long list of injuries the past two seasons, starter Carl Pavano is expected to handle a regular workload when spring training starts Feb. 13. “He’s not a rehab player going into spring training,” Brian Cashman said. “He’s going to be on the same time frame, ready to go full-bore.”

J. Brent Cox, a promising setup man in the Yankees’ farm system, broke a bone in his pitching hand and will not train with the major leaguers this spring. “He was in a minor altercation and he won’t be ready until minor league camp starts, so it makes more sense to just wait until then,” Cox’s agent, Randy Hendricks, said in an e-mail message. Cashman said Cox would not be disciplined and was expected to be ready for the start of the minor league season.

Cashman continued to dispute the idea that the Yankees are the leading candidate to sign Roger Clemens. “Last year, we had interest, and he didn’t choose us, and I don’t think we were second, either,” Cashman said. “I think it would be a mistake to say we’re the team to beat.”

It's obvious that Clemens will be pitching a shortened season as he did in 2006. So I really try to ignore any Clemens talk unless the discussion revolves around his potential impact on players already with the club, or prospects hoping for a '07 promotion. Clemens probably won't make a decision until April or May anyway.

As most Yankee fans were perplexed when the Spring Training invites were released (and Kevin Whelan, not J.B. Cox was on it), the recent announcement of his altercation provides the answer for his omission. Tell you one thing. If I had as valuable an arm as Cox, and was on the brink of making the major leagues, I would keep my pitching arm in a hyperbaric chamber. Instead of throwing his million dollar arm in a meatgrinder, let's hope Cox tries to emulate his college world series success.


As for Pavano, what is there to say. Until he is on a MLB mound everything said by him or about him is simply conjecture in my mind. After last years compilation of disasters I could care less how hard he works. For me and many other Yankee enthusiasts, the results are all that matter now.

Hughes, Top Prospects Speak

My previous post on the Rookie Career Development Program was linked to a short video presentation at MiLB.com. The interviews were only snippets with the focus more on an overall synopsis of what the conference means.

However, MiLB.com has now expanded the RCDP piece. Now there is a 15-minute round table discussion with MLB's top four pitching prospects: Phil Hughes, Homer Bailey, Matt Garza and Adam Miller. The site also posted 4-minute interviews with one strong prospect for every Major League organization. Humberto Sanchez is the Yankees representative on this page.

Somebody posted this video of Homey Bailey's bullpen session. If this is Bailey warming up, could you imagine digging in on this guy. I would need protective armor a la King Arthur.

Drew Deal NEARLY Finalized

For the 100th time since the Winter Meetings closed, the RedSox believe they are close to finalizing a contract for the 31 year-old rightfielder. Boston has therefore generated 100 variations on the definition of "close." Once Drew is holding up a jersey at Fenway, I'll believe he's finalized a deal.

Some seven weeks after coming to terms on a contract with free-agent outfielder J.D. Drew, the Red Sox finally appear to be on the verge of formalizing that five-year pact. According to both The Boston Globe and the Boston Herald, the Red Sox will likely announce at some point on Friday that Drew is officially a member of the team.

Phrases like "on the verge" should be eliminated from Scott Boras' vocabulary. The hold-up on the Drew deal is due to contract language as Boston is doing everything to protect themselves should "Nancy" tear another muscle. A seven-week hiatus between "finalized" deals sure breeds confidence for their alleged new rightfielder.

Yankees Setting Up Shop in China

The Yankees are hoping to reach an agreement with the China Baseball Association:

This could lead to the Yankees dispatching coaches and trainers to work with players in China, and perhaps, in years to come, beginning a baseball academy.

The Yankees have been in negotiations for seven months on this deal. [The] goal is to get their brand into the world's most populated nation, and put themselves in position, down the road, to scout talent,

The Los Angeles Dodgers and Toronto Blue Jays were the first teams to firmly establish themselves in the Dominican Republic, and benefited greatly. Nothing prevents other Major League Baseball teams from attempting to reach the same strategic alliance that the Yankees hope to soon formalize.

Maybe the Yankee discovery of Chien-Ming Wang has Randy Levine & Company going a bit overboard. But hey, with a population approaching 1.5 billion people, there's got to be some good middle-relievers in there, somewhere.

Have No Fear Victor is Here

Just when you were doubting the strength of the Mets rotation, a story like this pops up. Apparently, New York is showing more than just interest in regards to one Victor Zambrano.

Free-agent pitcher Victor Zambrano is still a possibility to re-sign, according to a person close to those negotiations, but nothing is expected to be finalized in the near future.

Zambrano, who has offers from other clubs on the table, is still recovering from surgery last May for a torn ligament in his right elbow. The Venezuelan right-hander has been inconsistent in his three years with the Mets, compiling a record of 10-14 and an ERA of 4.25, but is another arm for the team's depleted rotation.

Not sure if they remember that Zambrano walks more people than an AIDS March, but the Mets definitely have a plan. I think the objective is to sign any replacement level pitcher available and hope the National League is accommodating. Not much of a plan. Jorge Sosa and Victor Zambrano in the back of a rotation do not exactly strike fear into NL East compatriots Ryan Howard, Miguel Cabrera, or Andruw Jones.

Argentinean Soccer Fan Gets It In The Back

Argentine soccer is a mindblowing phenomenon. The stadiums must be plastered with fencing so that the crowd does not become a part of the action. There have been numerous fan-related incidents ranging from grandstand collapses to in-crowd stabbings.

However, the most recent conflict offers a new, hilarious twist to soccer hooliganism. To preface the story, you must understand that the Argentinean club teams have bitter, bitter rivals. Some say the rivalry between Boca Juniors and River Plate is like the Yankees vs. Sawx . . . on steroids.

Nonetheless, the hatred between the two teams offers enough backstory needed for such a crazy run-in. The story begins when a young man decides to get a tattoo of his favorite team's crest:

A Buenos Aires tattoo artist, who is also a River Plate fan, is being sued for etching a penis on the back of a teenager who requested the Boca Juniors logo, according to UPI.

''I could not see what he was tattooing because he didn't have a mirror. I only saw it when I got home and showed it to my parents.,'' said the victim.

A police spokesperson said: ''The tattoo artist supports Boca Junior's rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca's symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead.''

The first to see his new tattoo were his mother and father? That scene is right out of the straight-to-dvd American Pie knockoffs. That would be like a RedSox fan in a Brooklyn tattoo parlor asking for a David Ortiz portrait on his back, and instead got a mural of "Big Papi" blowing "Big Papa."

To the tattoo artist, I say: bravo. This is the ultimate portrayal of fan rivalry - with parental embarrassment to boot. And as far as any class-action potential, I find it hard to believe you're going to get much dinero out of a guy who etches private parts on unsuspecting Boca Junior fans. Time to admit defeat and find an affordable laser-surgeon.

Randolph Gets Extension

The New York Mets agreed to a 3-year extension with manager Willie Randolph. During the 2006 season, GM Omar Minaya had publicly stated his intentions of extending Willie.

Randolph, who last year led the Mets to their first division title since 1988, had been slated to earn $700,000 this year in the final season of a three-year contract. He is expected to be paid at least $2 million by the 2009 season, a source familiar with the deal told the Daily News, which first reported the new agreement. The newspaper said the Mets have an option for Randolph for 2010.

It's about time Wilpon showed Willie the money. He will no longer be paid like a Toledo Mudhen bullpen coach - in MLB relativity. I'll take his meager annual $700,000 salary anytime he'd like to trade places.

Clemens Agent: Jersey Changes Nothing

Buster Olney's blog has a Q&A with Randy Hendricks - Roger Clemens' agent. In it, he dispels rumors, talks about Roger's current fitness-level, and speaks to Cano's jersey switcharoo. On Cano's switch to #24:

As to the number, that is a gracious thing for Cano to do. But it doesn't change any of the foregoing. Boston has never issued '21' to anyone else. As you know, Paul O'Neill had 21 in New York, so Roger wore 12 until 'it failed him' so he switched to 22. He is not surprised that Cano would do this, since everything we have heard about Cano. Carlos Delgado, gave Roger 21 in Toronto. If Roger were to play for the Yankees, I know he would appreciate Cano's gesture. But it is worth noting that 22 is waiting in Houston and 21 in Boston." shows he is an exceptional person, as well as player. Remember, a remarkably good player,

So basically, thanks for nuttin. Olney's take on Cano's gesture:

Separate of the Clemens situation, it was a solid gesture on the part of Cano to switch to No. 24 in recognition of [Jackie] Robinson. Yesterday, one person with the Yankees' executives recounted his charity work, his willingness to visit hospitals, his graciousness. "He gets it," the exec said of Cano.

Another imressive mark to add to Cano's tally.

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Superlative journalist and broadcaster Michael Kay has an interview with the recently hospitalized former Yankee, Bobby Murcer. I had not heard the ESPN Radio interview, but it is definitely worth a listen. Murcer's positivity and sheer goodness as a human-being is so glaring it's intimidating. A shining star of the sports world, the stories callers recount for Bobby are touching.

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Jorge Posada is making it known: he wants Bernie back in Bronx in 2007. He also said that Bernie Baseball will not retire. The Bergen Record's Bob Klapisch thinks its the Bronx or Bust for Williams.

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Remember that guy Jon Lieber? Seems the Phillies are doing their best amnesiac impression on the RHP as well. The Philadelphia Inquirer says that Lieber is on thin ice as he will be traded, but no one knows when.

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Apparently, the Ichiro fiasco will continue. It goes something like this: a Japanese newspaper says Ichiro wants out of the losing Mariner culture; Ichiro denies story & professes love for Emerald City; media frenzy ensues; Ichiro now wants to talk contract extension with the M's. And that's the Suzuki two-step.

Ohka, Erstad Find New Homes

Not the sexiest signings in recent memory, but Tomo Ohka and Darin Erstad may have new MLB addresses this morning.

Ohka reached a one year agreement with the Bluejays. He will receive $1.5 million guaranteed money and could double that with incentives. Ohka's lone impressive season came in 2002 when he threw 192 innings of 3.18 ERA ball. He still only managed 118 strikeouts.

A partial tear of his rotator cuff limited him to 18 starts in 2006. This will also limit expectations for his 2007. His agent stated that Ohka turned down larger contract offers to join a more competitive club. With the 2006 BlueJays posting some powerhouse offensive numbers, Ohka - like the immortal John Thomson - will not be asked to part the Red Sea. This is good because Ohka's walks are going up while his strikeouts go down.

On the other hand, the potential Chisox signing of Erstad seems to be a perfect fit. Especially when the breaking news has Scott Podsednik out 6-8 weeks following a sports hernia-related surgery. The guy can earn you a GoldGlove at probably every position. If it wasn't for the nagging knee injuries barren bullpens like Kansas City's might even consider using him in the backend of their bullpen.

Ok, just kidding, but Erstad could take some heat off of an underwhelming rookie season from centerfielder Brian Anderson, give Konerko rest at first, and will lighten the blow of Podsednik's absence. Pod's groin-surgery may also allow thirdbase prospect Josh Fields some playing time in leftfield.

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The Josh Fields link will take you to the Sports Illustrated's rankings of the top 75 baseball prospects. This is a solid list with his top-5 looking like this:

5. Brandon Wood - LAD
4. Philip Hughes - NYY
3. Homer Bailey - CIN
2. Delmon Young - TAM
1. Alex Gordon - KC

I do not have any major gripes with this compilation as many scouts argue who the better pitching prospect is: Hughes or Bailey. Many times the discussion boils down to Bailey having an edge in straight-up stuff, while Hughes has more pitchability and a higher baseball IQ - in other words better all-around ability.

Maybe Delmon Young's problems outside the lines drops him to number two, but many scouts believe he is the top prospect - no disrespect to Gordon who also seems destined to take the MLB by storm.

(Belated) Winter is Coming

As baseball fans are poised to turn the page to February and welcome thoughts of pitchers and catchers, citizens of the tri-state area also brace for Ol'Man Winter. Like a cracked out Santa Claus, he's come to give us a gift two months late. With the comic-book-like weather patterns of the new year leaving New Yorkers and New Jerseyans clueless as to where our thermometers will settle next, the first signs of snow have emerged.

Long story short, snow and Winter give me an excuse to post ridiculous videos of Busch Series Blizzard Racing. A friend fowarded this to me and I couldn't believe how many poor SOB's fell into the same predicament. The scene reminds me of that uncoordinated kid at a rollerskatin' birthday bash. No matter how many times he tried to make it around the rink, he kept wiping out and spilling onto the parents table. Too funny not to post.

Cano Gives Clemens 22 Reasons

Reading through my daily fix of the New York Post, I came across an interesting article. In an apparent recruiting strategy, the New York Yankees have instructed second baseman, Robinson Cano, to give up his #22 jersey in hopes of paving a Clemens comeback. No news on whether Robbie will be forced to give up his favorite spot in the dugout as well.

Cano will be wearing the #24 in the 2007 season and the Yankees hope Roger will be wearing #22 again. I'm not sure whose brilliant idea this was, but I'm on the fence as to whether or not Roger's enormous ego would be smitten with such an accommodation. I find it hard to believe that a grinning Brian Cashman exulted to his underlings in a dark conference room, "I've got it! . . . We'll give him his jersey number back!!"

Nonetheless, Cano's professionalism should not be overlooked:

"I was happy to give up the number to a future Hall of Famer if Roger comes aboard," Cano said in a statement. "Hopefully, he will be one of my teammates, I'll have the pleasure of playing with him."

Cano, who had a terrific second half after returning from a hamstring injury, already had revealed himself as a selfless team player. Last winter, before the Yanks signed Johnny Damon, he volunteered to play center field if the club wanted.

That's odd. A Yankee second baseman who volunteers to play in the outfield? Just kidding, I still wish Soriano was in pinstripes, but it's nice to see Cano remaining somewhat grounded.

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Only 24 days away from Spring Training, and the JD Drew deal has not been resolved. As Jeff Horrigan writes, Boston ain't worried.

Phil Hughes vs. Jose Tabata

Came across a clip from the 2006 Futures Game. Phil-er-up Hughes pops the glove consistently at 95 mph and drops in a tight 75 mph curveball. Immediately, the ability to locate his pitches emerges - the fastball painting corners while the curve dives in and out of the strikezone. It's also refreshing to see Hughes repeat his release point and delivery with such consistency.

The most intriguing portion of the video is a showdown between the #1 and #2 prospects in the Yankee farm system. Once again, the strengths of each prospect is apparent. The movement on Phil Hughes' pitches are impressive, but the superb plate discipline of Tabata also came as advertised. Watch as he lays off the 1-2 pitch - a nasty curveball that drops off the table. You may be surprised who wins this duel of untouchables.



In the same Futures Game was Humberto Sanchez - then with the Tiger organization. He strikes out two with a heavy fastball around 93-94 mph and also has a looping 80mph curveball going. Pretty exciting stuff from the Yankees top-3 prospects.

Parcells Puts Down the Tuna . . . Again

He delivered two Superbowl rings, returning the storied New York Giants franchise back to its winning ways. He took two teams - who were at the time laughingstocks of the NFL - to a Superbowl and an AFC championship game. Most recently, he pulled "America's Team" out of the gutter and led them back to the playoffs in his first season in Big D. But today Bill Parcells may have retired for good.

The recent dominance of Bill Belichick has painted Parcells as an indifferent coach who delegated to genius coordinators or assistant coaches. Don't forget that your Genius Belichick could never cut it in Cleveland, abandoned a head-coaching position with the Jets, and happens to have Tom Brady as his quarterback every January. It's not a coincidence that the Tuna created a winning culture at every stop he made along a vast coaching journey.

Following a 2-14 season, Parcells took over as head coach of the Patriots, coming out of retirement for the first of many times. Two years later, the Pats were 10-6 and headed to the playoffs. Following a 1-15 season under NFL guru Rich Kotite, Parcells took over as head coach of the New York Jets.

In his first season, the Jets were 9-7 and just missed a playoff berth. The following season Parcells would take the Jets to the AFC Championship game, with an unpredictable bout of fumble-itus allowing the Denver Broncos a victory and Superbowl cakewalk against the non-competitive Atlanta Falcons. Following a 5-11 season, Parcells led the Dallas Cowboys to a 10-6 record and another unlikely playoff berth.

Some interesting tidbits that you'll probably forget by tomorrow morning:

• Parcells was originally approached by Electronic Arts in the late 1980s about starting a professional football video gaming franchise. Parcells showed no interest, paving the way for John Madden's football video games, which are now consistently among the highest selling video games on a yearly basis.

• Parcells is a Boston Red Sox fan. Growing up, the one thing Parcells' father was obnoxious about was being a fan of the New York Yankees. Parcells became a Red Sox fan because he thought that they were the only team that could beat the Yankees.

• Parcells was the first coach in football history to be the recipient of the Gatorade Bath, compliments of Harry Carson and Jim Burt. As the Giants went on a winning streak during their 1986 Super Bowl run, the team would dump a Gatorade bucket of ice water over Parcells's head. This is a tradition that is now common practice in high school, college, and professional football.
  

• Parcells earned the nickname "The Big Tuna" when he responded to a statement from a player with the incredulous "Who do you think I am? Charlie the Tuna?"

As a Jets fan, it is hard not to be grateful for Parcells' short stay at Weeb Ewbank Hall. He changed the mentality of "being a Jet" and some of his draft-picks still wear green - like QB Chad Pennington.

Hate him or love him, every football fan or sports fan in general should check out Michael Lewis' exemplary article on Parcells. Throughout the piece, nothing is sugar-coated about the man. The everyday grind he puts himself through is at times unbearable and yet extremely admirable. We see the self-destructive tear an NFL head coach must bare in order to achieve the ultimate.

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If you're like me and felt obligated to watch Bill Belichick squirm during the postgame "hug it out" medley, you had to have noticed how the prick-of-a-coach snubbed the victorious but classy Peyton Manning. As you can see in the below video, Beli-prick decided to brush right past Manning, hardly acknowledging him.

Talk about a sore loser, this guy takes it to an art form. Scratch that. He takes it to a kindergarten form. You've beaten this guy to a pulp in multiple postseason scenarios and you can't even stop to congratulate him for finally getting over the playoff hump? What a joke.

Have a nice offseason digesting the worst conference championship game collapse in NFL history, Bill.

Manning's Law

Murphy's Law states: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. For a long time even the casual sports fan might have substituted Manning for Murphy. It only made sense. But after Peyton and his Colts overcame a 21-3 halftime deficit to beat New England, the rules changed.

In what must be considered one of the most relieving victories in the history of postseason sports, Manning showed the guts, heart, and determination that football fans had continually questioned.

The doubters - myself included - must now eat their words. (Though I did throw money and win by taking the Colts to win and the over at 48 points) Yes, there is still one more game to be played, but the monkey has officially been removed from Manning's back - which conjures images of Steve Young after his 6 TD Superbowl drubbing of the Chargers.

Following this classic AFC Championship game, my mind wandered to an obligatory Alex Rodriguez comparison.

Hopefully, it is time for Manning's Law to take effect. This law states: If Peyton can defeat Brady & Co. in a crucial playoff game, then Alex Rodriguez can hit an ALCS walkoff homerun . . . in Game 7 . . . against the Red Sox. Hey, why not? Joe Torre has already put a call into Archie Manning asking if his son would consult with his third-baseman.

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MLB.com says that the Superbowl mirrors baseball. Find out how.

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There have been rumors that a lefty slugger is eyeing a return to his Chicago birthplace. Apparently, the Cubs have allowed ex-Met Cliff Floyd to realize such a homecoming as he is close to completing a one-year deal. The 34 year-old will make his decision in the new week. Chicago may insert a club option for the 2008 season should such a contract come to fruition.

Some Futbol Before Playoff Football

Yes, this is a soccer post. Yes, I am from the United States. Yes, you should watch this game. Without taking too much time, European "football" is the best soccer in the world. My team, Liverpool, plays in England and is in "third place" of that league. This morning however, the focus belonged to the 11am kickoff between Arsenal and Manchester United.

I hate Manchester United like most American baseball fans hate the Yankees. They win without remorse, spend without second-thought and end up first more often then not. Regardless, I challenge you to watch the full 90minutes of this Arsenal-Man U. matchup and tell me it was not exciting. (The game can be seen at 5 pm ET on Fox Soccer Channel or FSC) Keep your eye on Thierry Henry, who may be the best offensive player in the world.

If you do not want the game to be spoiled, do not read any further. If you just want to know the score then continue on.

After 45 minutes of stale-mate play, the two sides went into halftime 0-0. Ten minutes into the second half, Man U took a 1-0 lead when Wayne Rooney knocked an impressive header home. Following several close chances by both teams, Henry flicked on a centering cross that Robin Van Persie belted into the back of the net. With about ten minutes remaining Arsenal had tied the match and their home crowd shook the stadium.

Three minutes into extra time - with only about a minute left before a tie would be recorded - Henry struck again. This time he took a beautiful cross out of the air and headed it into the far corner of the goal. Goalkeeper Edwin Van der Sar had no chance, futilely diving as he watched the gamewinner fly past his sure hands. Final score: 2-1 Arsenal in an electric match between the #1 and #4 club-teams in England's Premiere League.

Utley Making Utmost

The Phillies have locked up their star second baseman to a seven year $85 million contract. Not much that can be said about the signing other then: good job Pat Gillick. This contract was imminent as Chase Utley has become a perennial all-star infielder who will hit 25-30 homers and drive in close to 100 each year. He also has been extremely clutch in his first few MLB seasons which should not go unnoticed.

Somewhere Ryan Howard just threw a flatscreen out of his bedroom window, as I'm sure his desire for a long-term contract has spiked once again. A seven year $100million contract for BabyPapi might not be far behind Utley's new deal.

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New Cubs manager Lou Piniella hopes that Alfonso Soriano can make the switch to centerfield next year. No word on whether Sori will hold Wrigley hostage with such an implication. Don't get me wrong, Soriano was one of my favorite Yankees because of his versatility & love of the game, but we'll have to wait and see if he'll make another bid for secondbase.

The Cubs sent a message when they signed secondbaseman Mark DeRosa to a $13million contract. Wait, $13 million for DeRosa? That Jim Hendry has a good sense of humor. Since Sori's "successful" move to leftfield last year, it would appear he is much more receptive to playing the outfield full time. He does have a cannon for an arm when his mechanics are right, but covering the vast pastures of center will conjure another adventure for the former Yankee infielder.

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Juan Marichal says that Mark McGwire deserves a plaque in the Hall of Fame. No word on what Marichal is smoking or how much contraband McGwire's publicist left in the Dominican Republic.

"McGwire belongs in the Hall of Fame. All those home runs that he hit make him worthy, as do Sammy Sosa's," Marichal said, "Big Mac will be chosen for the Hall of Fame."

McGwire picked up only 23.5% of HOF ballots this year and may well earn less in upcoming years. Although next year's HOF ballot will not have any legitimate first-ballot threats, providing candidates like McGwire, Gossage, and Rice with their best opportunity.

Gyllenhaal Gets Donnie Darko On Us

Now that I've opened up Pandora's Box via movie trailers, I figured I should hype some upcoming releases I find intriguing. From David Fincher, the director of Se7en and FightClub, comes Zodiac. The film is "based on true events" that took place during the manhunt for the Zodiac serial killer.

After watching the below trailer, Fincher's dark, rainy moviesets are nostalgic enough - not even needing the strong cast and apparently well-written script the film boasts. Jake Gyllenhaal is joined by Brian Cox, Robert Downey Jr, Chloe Sevigny, Dermot Mulroney, and Mark Ruffalo.

Since I already saw The Good Shepherd - a riveting look into the CIA's genesis, ambitious rise, flaws - there were not many films that caught my eye. Damon's performance is carefully underplayed, De Niro's direction is meticulous/deliberate, and the content is astonishing yet believable.

Last but not least, Frank Miller's 300 tells the story of . . . 300 Spartan warriors who battled over 10,000 Persian soldiers. Since I am part Greek, the film is required viewing regardless of how cool Miller's graphic novel is and how sick the trailer seems.

The story is not a tall tale and the film attempts to look into the Spartan society which had two mandates: raise your child to be strong in military operation & then send him off to war to crush any opposition in his way. The cinematography looks even more impressive than Sin City (another Frank Miller work) and hopefully measures up to its style as well.

Without further adieu . . . Zodiac.

Loses Aniston, Career to Follow?

More proof that the comedy trio of Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell and Owen Wilson need to start turning down some scripts. Take note of the release date. Isn't this just a tad premature fellas?

The Enemy

Check out the MiLB.com multimedia page to hear a good interview with Boston RedSux advance scout Todd Claus. He speaks about their top pitching prospects as well as prize outfield prospect Jacoby Ellsbury. A brief scouting report on Ellsbury:

Amazing athlete with a great work ethic. Ellsbury has consistently won awards for his defensive play in centerfield. He is extremely fast and knows how to run the bases (but does get picked off a little too often). Great on base ability. Decent gap power for a centerfielder who projects as a lead-off hitter. Has often been compared to Johnny Damon. Also said to be a team leader.

Already I don't like this kid. Maybe Boston will trade him away as they did with Freddy Sanchez (2006 NL Batting title) or Hanley Ramirez (2006 NL Rookie of the Year) or Anibal Sanchez (threw no-hitter & was 10-3 with 2.83 ERA in 2006).

There are also audio interviews with the Farm Directors for Atlanta, Baltimore and Arizona. Finally, here is a more in-depth look at Jeff Samardzija's baseball abilities, potential, etc.

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David Wells agreed to a one-year $3million deal. With incentives, the contract could be worth up to $7million total. With all the flack Roger Clemens gets for his posponed retirement, David Wells sure doesn't get the same kind of backlash for consistently misleading fans and MLB managment.

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For those who didn't make the title/photo connection, rent Almost Famous. Great soundtrack, corny yet solid movie based around Cameron Crowe's time chasing LedZeppelin and the like around 1970s rock tours. The main character was nicknamed "The Enemy" because rock journalists were to rockstars then what Page Six is to overrated actors today.

Fighting Irish Chooses Mound over Gridiron

Former wide-receiver standout at Notre Dame, Jeff Samardzija has made his decision. Although he played with the thought of emulating Bo Jackson and Deion Sanders - playing both sports in a given year - Samardzija today ran towards the mound & not the endzone.

"I am pleased to announce that today I have reached an agreement on a five-year Major League contract with the Chicago Cubs," Samardzija said in a statement. "Consequently, I will devote my full time and attention to professional baseball and forgo a potential career in the National Football League."

The right-hander's deal includes club options for the 2012 and 2013 seasons. Samardzija, who will turn 22 on Tuesday, went 21-6 with a 3.82 ERA in 50 career appearances, including 31 starts, at the University of Notre Dame. In seven starts across two Class A levels with the Cubs in 2006, Samardzija posted a 2.70 ERA.

The Cubs agreed on a 5 year $10 million contract with the former Notre Dame star. Samardzija will begin next year at Class A Peoria under Hall of Fame second baseman, Ryne Sanderg. Instead of becoming a 12-year NFL pro in the Ed McCaffrey or Joe Jurevicius mold - as he had been projected - a much more unpredictable professional route will be travelled via the starting pitcher role.

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The LaRoche for Gonzalez deal between the Braves and Pirates has been finalized. The acquisition of Rafael Soriano from Seattle paired with the power lefty Gonzalez has created a powerful bullpen that closes with veteran Bob Wickman. These are typical smart John Schuerholz moves.

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Trot Nixon has signed a one year deal with the Cleveland Indians.

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Andruw Jones voiced his desire to wear a Braves uniform for the duration of his career. What sounds like a rare declaration these days, Jones quickly changed his tune when asked about a hometown discount:

"I'm not saying I'll play for cheap when the market is so high; I won't do that. But I'm going to do my best to stay here. It's up to the Braves whether they want to keep me or not."

That's the professional athlete we know and love. However, it is fair to say Jones has been one of the top two defensive centerfielders in the NL throughout his ten year career. Jones is asking for an eight-year deal that would let him retire as a Brave and at 38 years-old.

Here's the Story of a Man Named Brady . . .

The parallels are hard to ignore. The Winner without gaudy statistics versus the Superstar who can't win. Some of the most talented athletes never reach the pinnacle of competitive achievement. Ah-hem, ARod and Peyton. The idea then becomes: should these star players be blamed or deemed unlucky.

Peyton Manning could retire tomorrow and would be guaranteed a spot in Canton. Alex Rodriguez could do the same and similarly would earn a piece of Cooperstown. Could Jeter or Brady - bereft of their seven championship rings - earn respective HOF enshrinement on their stats alone? I doubt it. They both have very good regular season accomplishments, but Jeter's recent MVP snub implies the lack of statistical awe that an ARod or Peyton breeds.

At times, Rodriguez and Manning are so similar it's eerie. Peyton Manning has two regular season MVP awards and Tom Brady has never come close to one - although he does have two SuperBowl MVPs. Alex Rodriguez has two regular season MVP awards and Derek Jeter's 2006 campaign was the closest he's come - although he does have a World Series MVP. Sound alike?

Alex had a miserable 2006 season in which he exuded mental-instability, but nevertheless collected 30-plus homeruns, 100-plus RBI, a respectable batting average & solid OBP. Culminating in a disappointing first-round playoff banishment at the hands of a crumbling Tiger team, the 2006 Yankees once again became a discussion of ARod's defeatism.

In a sport that requires the least in terms of team-chemistry, ARod's blame has become Bush-like and borders on laughable. However, his decline as far as playoff performance is irrefutable and must have something to do with the elusiveness of championship #27.

Similarly, Manning's histrionics on NFL sidelines parallel the outward frustration ARod expresses on the infield or in the dugout. Maybe not to the same extent as ARod, but Manning projects a certain sensitivity - especially when considering the sangfroid of Brady. As is the case with ARod, Manning's regular seasons are stellar and instantly place him among the top quarterbacks of alltime. The bright lights of the playoffs tend to humble Manning.

Or maybe it's just a defense that can punch him in the mouth. In 2006, Manning was sacked 14 times - which tied him with Steve McNair as the least amount of sacks taken by a "starting" quarterback. To put this in perspective, Marc Bulger was sacked 47 times and Ben Roethlisberger was sacked 46 times.

Since McNair does not throw the ball nearly as much as Manning, suffice to say that the Colts QB averages the least sacks per pass attempt in the entire NFL. He was sacked 17 times in 2005, 13 times in 2004, and 18 times in 2003. The only "feature" quarterbacks sacked less during this four-year period was Brett Farve in 2004 and Joey Harrington in 2003.

Manning does deserve some credit for the low sack total - because of his quick-release and ability to feel pressure and avoid it. But, fair or unfair, these stats paint Manning as an unscathed athlete who folds under pocket pressure - see his playoff games against the Patriot & Charger defensive fronts.

Manning has taken his team to the playoffs seven out of his eight years with Indianapolis, but has thrown only 16 touchdowns to 13 interceptions in those eleven postseason games. Whereas Brady is defined by winning or losing, Payton's lack of postseason success means that "the numbers" dictate how good he is in the playoffs.

The TD:INT ratio is the most glaring postseason stat because Manning still has a completion percentage over 60% with an average of 263 passing yds. per game in those eleven starts. Brady's postseason statistics look like this: 230 passing yds per game, a completion percentage over 60% and a TD:INT ratio of 19:8. Remember that three of those picks came last week against the Chargers.

Following last year's playoff loss to the Steelers, Manning threw his offensive line under the bus saying, "I'm trying to be a good teammate here... let's just say we had some problems with protection." Peyton was sacked five times in the loss but broke the quarterback's unwritten law: you never question your O-line and never ever in the press.

The aloofness of Alex Rodriguez was never more noticeable then following Tom Verducci's strange SI cover-story in which ARod only accomplished further scrutiny. There is also the infamous Esquire Magazine piece that had Rodriguez dissing Jeter as an unimportant piece of the Yankee championship puzzle:

"(Derek) Jeter's been blessed with great talent around him," Rodriguez said, ". . . he hits second - that's totally different than third or fourth in the lineup. You go into New York, you wanna stop Bernie and O'Neill. You never say, Don't let Derek beat you. He's never your concern."

That statement has come back to haunt him ten-fold. Baseball fans continuously see Jeter elevate his game during the postseason as ARod's playoff regression reaches catastrophic levels. Referencing poor starts by (Athletic's thirdbaseman) Eric Chavez does not win you any love in the league. Nor do proclamations like "I can't help that I'm a bright person."

Regardless of your opinion on Alex Rodriguez or Peyton Manning, I can say with 100% certainty, these guys are dying to win the big one. They are not the stereotypical athletes who could care less about their place in history, desiring only bulging bank accounts or $200,000 automobiles.

They work tirelessly to get better. Hoping to find that microscopic weakness in their opponent that they had not yet uncovered. Consulting every possible preparation - mental or physical - in order to somehow earn "the win" is a commendable attribute. But, it seems no matter how tight this twosome clutches for the championship trophy, the unforeseen always snags glory first. Peyton's next date with destiny comes Sunday night against the one, the only, the Brady bunch.

Melky Appears Safe

With last night's deal between the Braves and Pirates seemingly complete, it would appear that Melky Cabrera can continue selling his "Got Melky" t-shirts. The Braves sent first baseman Adam LaRoche along with outfield prospect Jamie Romac to Pittsburgh. The Bucs sent their young closer Mike Gonzalez and SS prospect Brent Lillibridge to Atlanta.

The 27 year-old LaRoche fills Pittsburgh's need for a lefty powerbat at first base - he hit .285 with 32 homers, 90 RBI and an OPS of .915. Meanwhile, the scarcity that is a lock-down lefthander out of the pen, Gonzalez converted all 24 save opportunities last year and posted a 2.17 ERA.

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The LA Times explains that the Marlins are not going to trade Miguel Cabrera because he is still very young and very affordable. This is not too shocking, but it is surprising that so many teams are rumored to have been inquiring about him. If they know he's not available, why the continued attempts?

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The Chicago Tribune has an interesting article on Mark Prior's financial requests for 2007. Following his terrible 2006, Prior's arbitration request called for a whopping 6% raise (from $3.65 to $3.875 million). Cubs GM, Jim Hendry offered Prior $3.4 million for 2007 - which is a 7% paycut.

All you need to know about Chicago's dwindling patience with Prior can be seen in this cat-and-mouse arbitration game. In the meantime, Carlos Zambrano's arbitration case presents the exact opposite financial debaucle. Zambrano filed for a club-record $15.5 million for the 2007 season.

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Finally, Sammy Sosa's flirtation with the Texas Rangers continues. In a move that makes most baseball fans voluntarilly stub a toe, Texas manager Ron Washington has said that Sosa could potentially hit as high as fifth in the lineup. Such decisions await how impressive/unimpressive Sosa appears during training camp. Don't forget that Sosa has already been denied by a Japanese franchise:

According to an interview in Chunichi Sports, an unnamed player personnel official with the Yokohama Bay Stars called a recent attempt by Sosa's agent to get him a roster spot with the team for a $500,000 salary as endeavoring "to perpetrate fraud on us." In addition, the bigwig expressed strong doubts about the former Cub's character. Alluding to the still unproven rumor that Sosa took steroids as well as the corked bat incident, he smirked, "guys who use performance enhancing drugs and break the rules aren't real sportsmen."

He then elaborated, "besides, he's fat now. Where would we play him? He would probably go home in two months."

That's right. The owner of a small Japanese baseball team called Sosa a fatass. How far we fall. Hopefully, Sosa has himself another summer cold and sneezes his way out of the lineup - and baseball - for good.

NHL Blunders...Agent-Zero Part II...& MLB News

The worst empty-net fumble and eventual game-tying goal with two seconds remaining, makes this Stars-Oilers highlight an absolute must-see. This poor shmuck has the puck bounce on him while he was walking it into the net. He looses control, falls down, thereby changing possession. Then the Oilers score a miraculous goal because the Stars stopped skating, figuring the game was already over. The final horn sounds as regulation comes to a close. The score is tied 5 - 5.

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Gilbert Arenas has done it again. There is no shot he can't hit. And there is no shot he is afraid of taking. His confidence continues to climb to unprecedented heights as Agent Zero is beginning to look like a more flashy Robert Horry. Big Shot Bob's buzzerbeater "m.o." looked something like this: hit an off-balance trey at the buzzer, remove jumping teammates from shoulderblades and waddle into the locker room. Cool as ice.

Contrarily, Arenas throws up 30-footers, turns his back before the ball goes in, and then looks into the crowd with the "who farted on my pillow" facial expression. Arenas may be lightyears away from any realistic Jordan comparison - including an exodus out of a Wizard jersey and into a contender's - but you could argue Mr. Hibachi is currently the best thing going for the NBA.

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Yankees signed RHP Luis Vizcaino to a one year deal worth about $3 million.

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Surprise-Surprise. The Red Sox are weary of JD Drew's health concerns. Wow, any coherent baseball fan over the age of eleven could have told Theo that Drew is soft, unbelievably injury-prone, and most of all, not worth $70 million. Nevertheless, the blinding speed of these negotiations will carry on. In related news, peace-talks between Palestine and Israel have been underway and are also "close" to getting done. (Yes, that is as sarcastic as the English language gets)

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From PhillyBurbs.com: slugger Ryan Howard may be a year away from salarly arbitration, but a big payday may come as soon as the upcoming 2007 season.

The Phillies even are willing to sit down right now and talk about ironing out a long-term deal that would prevent Howard from becoming a first-time free agent after the 2010 season.

This is probably a good idea since Howard is one of the top-3 powerhitting RBI guys in his league, earned himself the Rookie of the Year title in 2005, and was voted the 2006 NL MVP. After a few weeks of bluffing by Pat Gillick, saying that pitching and not Howard was their top offseason priority, the Phillies have apparently decided to lock up Baby Papi.

MiLB Geeks: For Your Eyes Only

The RCDP (or the Minor League Baseball Rookie Career Development Program) gathers all of the top-talent prospects and tries to prepare them for the Major League jump. Tomorrow morning at 11am baseball nerds like myself will be over at BaseballChannel.tv where you can get a videodiary-type insider's look at the conference. Hopefully, Yankees newly acquired pitching prospects like Ross Ohlendorf and Humberto Sanchez will be highlighted.

While we're on the topic, I came across an honest, impressive scouting report on Humberto Sanchez from a year ago. The analysis came following the Arizona Fall League and gushed over his ability. They also cringed at his vulnerability toward injury. Don't overlook the irony at the close of the story, as the author applauds Detroit's refusal to deal Sanchez. From scout.com's report:

All five of our guest analysts compared Humberto Sanchez to Bartolo Colon. But not all five were complimentary about it. Sanchez looks a bit like the Angels' 2005 Cy Young Award Winner, which is to say he's...girthy. He also throws a bit like him, which is to say hard, and occasionally wild, and often up in the zone. He's also shown that he may be injury prone like Colon, and that's where the comparisons stop being favorable.

"It's tough to say whether you want the kid to drop a bunch of weight," our AL scout said, "because you have to believe that's where at least some of his power comes from, and you never know how that is going to affect his arm. But you wonder if that might be the reason he's had some trouble up until now."

Our two players [didn't enjoy facing Sanchez].

"Oh man, you step in the box to face that guy and you are just not comfortable," one said, "I know it from experience, you just feel like if it hits you, it's not going to stop, it's going to go right through you. And with that curveball..." the player tails off, obviously remembering a personal experience, "it's just not fun to hit against him."

Consistency is the name of the game for Sanchez, both in health and in his stuff. An NL Scout [was trying to make a deal] near the trading deadline last season. His team was pushing hard to get Sanchez included in a deal, and that the Tigers nixed the deal because of it.

"They're not letting him go anywhere," the scout says, "and they're smart not to."

In Sanchez's last start of the AFL season, he showed why. Against a Phoenix Desert Dogs lineup that included studs Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Stephen Drew, and Andy LaRoche Sanchez threw seven shutout innings, allowing just three hits and striking out four. That came after a five shutout inning stint against the Grand Canyon Rafters the week before. Sanchez's AFL ERA was a sparkling 2.15 for the season. Among the league leaders.

"He's the real deal," our Senior scout said, "if he can stay healthy he could dominate."

If Sanchez is able to harness Colon-like dominance at AAA Scranton Wilkes-Barre, it will be hard to keep him from the Major League level. Many now believe that Humberto should come out of the bullpen a la Tigers flamethrower Joel Zumaya. As you may have read in the recent Daily News article, Sanchez seems to be a good kid from the Bronx (Dominican Republic originally) who will pitch in whatever capacity gets him to the bigs.

Mentally, I believe he is capable of spending time in the bullpen and eventually returning to the starting rotation. Hopefully Joe Torre's tendency to ignore young bullpen arms does not sabotage a Humberto promotion. The biggest questions on Sanchez center on his ability to remain healthy and physically fit. Are his arm problems the abberation of a young starter's arm or does the medical issue go deeper?

Another proclamation of wait and see falls at the feet of a Yankee prospect. The bottom line: I have yet to come across a scouting report downplaying Humberto's electric stuff. As one NL scout noted "If he had that nasty curveball every start, and spotted his fastball every start, he'd win 20 at any level." That's some big talk on the big guy.

Summer Classic New York Style?

According to ESPN, MLB will officially announce that the 2008 All-Star Game will be held in Yankee stadium. The Bronx has not hosted the event since 1977. The 2008 season will be the final year MLB baseball is played in the 86 year-old ballpark. The new stadium will obviously open in 2009 and boast all of the amenities that are currently associated with new baseball ballparks.

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In steroid news, Sammy Sosa has drawn interest from the Texas Rangers. It's believed Slammin' Sammy will be offered an incentive-laden minor league contract as well as a spring training invitation. From the article:

Sosa ranks fifth all-time with 588 home runs, trailing only Hank Aaron, Barry Bonds, Babe Ruth and Willie Mays. He had three seasons of more than 60 home runs.

It's amazing how athletes like McGwire and Sosa who so recently were looked upon with a reverence, have become cancerous figures bankrupt of any respect they'd garnered after resuscitating MLB in 1998. Fifth all-time in homers and no one wants to see him swing a major league bat ever again.

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USA Today has a piece that briefly explains why the Bonds & Drew deals have become forgotten children. The article has an obligatory Scott Boras quote that concludes the article: "It's a very minor thing, it's 90% done." Yeah, he hasn't been saying that since the Winter meetings.

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In more Scott Boras news, client Joe Crede is expected to settle their arbitration agreement with the ChiSox with the third-baseman earning himself between $5 and $6 million. He earned $2.675 million in 2006 but Ken Williams has been upfront about his desire to trade Crede. This is legit with 3B stud prospect Josh Fields waiting in the wings.

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The Pittsburgh Post-Gazzete is reporting that the potential Adam Laroche trade still hinges on the arrival of a third team. The Braves and Pirates may bring in the Washington Nationals as a prospective third party.

There was no mention of the New York Yankees or Melky Cabrera in the article which seemingly means that Cashman has withdrawn Melkman's name from the trade block. However, Cashman is known to remain silent before pouncing on a deal as would be the case if he could land a Mike Gonzalez.

Dontrelle Signs One Year Deal

Marlins starting pitcher, Dontrelle Willis (who just turned 25 on Friday) signed a pact at 1 year and $6.45 million. He made $4.35 million in 2006. This is not a big story because Willis has another three years before he is eligible for free-agency.

In other words, the Marlins can simply sign Willis to one-year-contracts over this time period. Which means the financially strapped Marlins don't have to worry about long term deals.

Their other superstar, Miguel Cabrera, is also arbitration eligible for the first time this offseason. He is probably going to agree to terms on a deal around $5.5 million for 2007. Monster contracts await both of these up-and-coming allstars.

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Fun-fact of the night and proof that Knicks center Eddy Curry doesn't play defense:

At halftime of Friday's game between the Knicks and the Bobcats, Emeka Okafor had eight blocks. As most fans realize, Okafor is a dominant defensive presence and eight blocks at the half is pretty supportive of such belief.

Here's the punchline. For the season, Curry had posted 23 blocked shots. Okafor tallied 10 blocks by game's end, while Curry posted another donut. Essentially, Emeka blocked 1/2 of Curry's season total in one game. If that's not an indictment of EZ-Eddy's defensive malaise I don't know what is.

Goin (Goin) Back (Back) to Motor-City

Ok, so I used this snap of Tyra Banks solely to get your attention, but how the hell does C-Web decide to dump this girl? I know that she is a tad bit egomaniacal - as can be seen weekly on "The Soup" clips - but what was he thinking?

On a dry news day, I thought I'd throw the NBA a little love. After the 76ers recently bought out Chris Webber's contract, the former Wolverine announced today that he will be signing with the Detroit Pistons. No word yet if a Michigan Univeristy booster had any connection with the deal. Don't forget that the first choice on Webber's list, The Lakers, took their lead from Phil Jackson who basically punked Webber before rejecting him.

Not much to say here except this is a typical Detroit Piston signing. When they took Antonio Mcdeyss off of the scrap-heap he worked out very well as an off the bench paint-player. Dice of course came to Detroit following a terrible, injury-prone stint with the Knicks. Rasheed Wallace, reputed problem-child, had his moments with the Pistons, but has returned to the type of force he had been when he initially entered the league.

Not sure how they will utilize C-Web. Even more intrigued as to how he will handle substantially less playing time and total deference to Billips, Hamilton, etc. I do have confidence that Dumars did not pull the trigger on this deal simply because it is Chris Webber. Joe-D has a plan for the moves he makes, he does not simply pick up former allstar guards and throw them into Madison Square Garden's backcourt - as his former "BadBoys" teammate does.

Waiting for Cashman

Randy Hendricks, one of Rocket's agents has said that there is no front-runner to land the 44-year-old's services. As an agent he is supposed to drag as many teams into the muck for as long as possible, but as of right now who knows which team is dancing in Roger's growing head.

The RedSox do not intend to give up on a Clemens return either. It is unclear as to where Rocket would fit into an already packed rotation because I find it hard to believe he would want to close - it would ruin the 4 day off routine of starting which allows him his needed time off. Maybe Theo hopes to place Clemens into the starting rotation and move Papelbon back into the closer role. But that would contradict Epstein's plan for keeping Papelbon's pitching shoulder healthy through a more constant routine as well.

Following the completion of the Unit deal, this has been a pretty slow week. And the slow week will continue because Brian Cashman has been on vacation and will not be back in the following days. So the trade per week expectations will have to die down. The MLB news will focus more on deals like Lyle Overbay's 3-year $24 million extension. Also, the Cardinals have begun working on bringing playoff extraordinaire Jeff Weaver back to St. Louis.

With pitchers and catchers only 30 days away, I will instead preview the upcoming season. Previews, predictions, post-mortems, and all the other fun that comes along with the anticipation of Spring Training.

Will Brady's Deal With Devil Expire Today?

Following the 4th quarter dismemberment of the Jets a week ago, the Patriots headed to San Diego to take on the best team in the NFL. As suffering Jet fans recognize, Tom Brady signed a deal with Satan before the 2001 season. This would account for Drew Bledsoe's internal bleeding after Jet linebacker Mo Lewis laid a monster hit on him. In comes Brady, the seas part and the first of three super bowls are won.

And if you are currently watching the Patriots-Chargers game you again notice the familiar formula: the game seems to be in doubt and yet they not only close to within a field goal, but are on the brink of pulling out a miraculous win. Remember this play. On 4th and 5 the Pats go for the first and Brady is . . . intercepted!?! With about 6 minutes remaining, SanDiego's takeaway appears to put the game on ice.

But wait, the Devil would never forget his best buddy, Brady. Instead of going to a knee or simply knocking the errant throw to the turf, the Charger d-back decides to return the ball. The intended receiver was Troy Brown - who was converted to corner a couple years ago - and of course Brown strips the Charger player of the ball. New England recovers. Brady then drives the Pats down the field, scores the touchdown, and gets the tying 2-point conversion on a direct snap to Kevin Faulk.

Following a three and out by the Chargers, Brady takes them down the field and into field goal position. They convert. The Chargers drive and eventually have a chance to hit a 55yarder to tie the game. They miss and somewhere in the subterranean recesses of el Diablo's lair you can hear laughter and the drooling of New England clam-chowder. Final score 24-21.

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Quote of the Day

During the post-game press conference of the Seahawks-Bears playoff game, Rex Grossman was asked many questions about his regular season struggles, quarterback controversy, ect.

One reporter asked Car-Rex:

"How long have the last two weeks been for you?"

Without a blink, Grossman sprayed a little sarcasm, replying "Um, 14 days."

Now that's a starting quarterback if I ever saw one. Great line. If he crumbles against the Saints and never makes a start again, the "two weeks is 14 days" quote will live forever.

Sunday Roundup: Clemens, Bonds, Etc.

* A Harvard player recalls what it was like facing Ross Ohlendorf - who the Yankees recently acquired in the Randy Johnson deal.


* NY DailyNews explains what the Bonds positive test for speed means for the Giants.


* The SF Chronicle reports that Bonds must redeem himself on the field.


* The Houston Chronicle says that Clemens is nowhere near a decision on the 2007 season.


* The NY Post agrees that Clemens' decision will be a long way off.


* The Mets are close to signing Jorge Sosa, and nobody could care less.


* Boston may be looking to acquire a veteran reliever.


* Somewhat old news are these reports on Ichiro's desire to get out of Seattle. Through an interpreter he initially seemed happy to catch the first flight out of the Emerald City. But now Ichiro is saying that his words were lost in translation because he has enjoyed his time with the Mariners and loves the city of Seattle.


* Apparently, the Phillies do not have Ryan Howard's desire for a long-term contract atop their list of priorities.

McGwire Speaks, Continues Stomping On Legacy

ESPN has released another reassuring statement from former celebrated athlete Mark McGwire. Following his embarrassing performance on Capitol Hill, Big Mac decided he would put his two cents in on the HOF rejection:

"I'm not in control of what happens -- I was in control of hitting the ball," McGwire said as he signed autographs at a charity event benefiting the Orange County Abuse Prevention Center.

Very eloquent Mark. Thanks for breaking it down for us lay-persons. Not to brutalize McGwire, because he is said to be a truly nice guy, but it's time to get a permanent foot-in-mouth implant. He had his shining opportunity to either come clean for his sins or emphatically defend his honor in front of a Washington D.C. subcommittee. Looking back on Rafael Palmeiro's poised finger and furrowed brow routine, maybe the confession would have gone over better.

Mac's curt response to his HOF snub is just as incriminating as his long stare and refusal to "talk about the past." I would have rather heard him arrogantly snipe "No comment" then hear him assassinate his own character . . . again. If I was McGwire's PR man I would have him say something along the lines of: "Well, as much as I have always dreamed of being enshrined in the Baseball HOF, I respect the opinions of the writers and will hopefully do better on the next go 'round." The supposed population of forgiving baseball writers who may eventually vote him into the hall has probably shrunk . . . again.

Regardless, Mac's fade into obscurity is progressing at such a rapid pace it's almost dizzying. During the Cardinals' triumphant return to the World Series, McGwire's name was like that of a Communist during the age of McCarthyism. There were no mentions of his HOF eligibility. No invites to sit in the owner's box. No honorary throwing out of the first pitch. Hell, they are even trying to strip his name from a Missouri freeway.

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Here is the complete Yankees 40-man roster according to MLB.com:

Pitchers: T.J. Beam, Colter Bean, Chris Britton, Brian Bruney, Matt DeSalvo, Kyle Farnsworth, Sean Henn, Kei Igawa, Jeff Karstens, Jeff Kennard, Mike Mussina, Mike Myers, Carl Pavano, Andy Pettitte, Scott Proctor, Darrell Rasner, Mariano Rivera, Humberto Sanchez, Jose Veras, Luis Vizcaino, Chien-Ming Wang, Chase Wright.

Catchers: Wil Nieves, Jorge Posada.

Infielders: Robinson Cano, Jason Giambi, Alberto Gonzalez, Derek Jeter, Doug Mientkiewicz, Juan Miranda, Josh Phelps, Andy Phillips, Alex Rodriguez.

Outfielders: Bobby Abreu, Melky Cabrera, Johnny Damon, Hideki Matsui, Kevin Reese, Bronson Sardinha, Kevin Thompson.

Let's get Colter Bean into Yankee Stadium folks. Also would like to see more of Kevin Thompson. Barring a revival of the Mike Gonzalez trade talks, Melky will probably make a Thompson campaign obsolete. And rightfully so. He has that New York built-in ability that is useless to describe, because his intangibles only emerge through everyday viewing.

Just seeing their names reminds me how disappointing Henn and Beam have been. They may be 25 and 26 respectively, but their lack of significant progress (maybe unfair due to little playing time) paired with a newly improved farm system spells a short career with the bombers. If possible, Cash and Torre will probably throw the twosome into innings to see if they can stick in the bullpen - possibly earning themselves a trade into an organization that could use them.

Finally, MiLB.com has an audio interview with Micah Owings - who was initially rumored to join Ohlendorf as the key prospects to the Big Unit deal. (scroll down to the bottom) Too bad Cashman couldn't pry him away from the DBacks instead of Luis Vizcaino, Gonzalez, Jackson. Enjoy the Sunday NFL games and join me in rooting on a Chargers destruction of Brady, Belichick and Company.

Philip Hughes & Igawa's Mystifying Translator

So the latest "news" in Yankeeland is that Phil Hughes is among 21 non-roster players invited to Spring Training. Ok, so this isn't really news since his attendance is as guaranteed as a Paul Quantrill 88mph cut-fastball. As Mr. Schultz recognizes, while Humberto Sanchez is on the 40-man, the absence of JB Cox is perplexing - particularly when Ohlendorf and Steven Jackson got the call.

Tired of hearing about Hughes and not actually coming across any video that shows why everyone is gaga over him? If you haven't been able to make it out to a Trenton Thunder game, and are sick of cell-phone videos shakier than Katherine Hepburn, check this one out. Its only 3 minutes long, but its better than most anything else on the web. Here is a short video that shows the sideview of his throwing motion during a bullpen session.

Also found video evidence of my previous accusation as to the origins of Kei Igawa's translator. My earlier post stated that his translator had the voice of a man (think Cassandra's dad in Wayne's World 2), face of a woman, and the wildcard was that she wore a suit and tie for the press conference. What is its gender? You make the call.

Finally, here is Buster Olney's take on what has or will become the Clemens saga. He questions the Yankees' willingness to accomodate Rocket's need for family-time, nap-time, or any other time. Interesting ideas, but nothing that probably hasn't been regurgitated in some newspaper in Texas or New York.

Your Mah Boy . . . Herbstreit

If you haven't already realized, I am a die-hard Rutgers alum.

Recently, Desmond Howard joined Kirk Herbstreit as they came up with their preseason top-5 rankings for the 2007 NCAA Football season. Amazingly, Herbstreit had Rutgers is in his top-5. Although I already thought Herbstreit was a solid, reliable analyst, there is now a special place in Schiano-ville for him. The rest of his list looked like this:

1. USC
2. LSU
3. Florida
4. Michigan
5. Rutgers

I would officially renounce Corso to show my loyalty, but does anyone really listen to him anyway? He's ESPN's version of Terry Bradshaw. Only without the 4 Superbowl rings, all-pro awards and self-proclaimed lunacy. Yes, Corso was a solid coach at Indiana, but his shtick has overcome his substance.

Still healing from the West Virginia loss? Here's a nice post-season wrap-up to the 2006 season. Where's the "One Shining Moment" music when you need it? Oh, here it is. That stuff never gets old. It's ok if you get goosebumps from Luther Vandross' sweet sweet vocals.

Nellie Comes Home

Today, Jeff Nelson pulled a Jerry Rice. He signed a one day minor-league contract so he could retire a Yankee. "Nellie" was a bulldog of a reliever who - at his best - had one of the most devastating sliders the game has seen.

His ability to raise his game in pressurized situations leaves him a strong legacy with Bomber fans. He was also one of the best Yankee weapons when a brawl broke out. The 6-8 245lb country boy never backed down from a fight.

On his time in New York:

"Playing with those guys for five years and winning the World Series four times, I had the best times of my life there," Nelson said in a telephone interview. "It was important for me to go out where I really made my name."

A member of four World Series championship teams with the Yankees in 1996, '98, '99 and 2000, Nelson appeared in 331 games with New York, including a return stint in 2003. He was 23-19 with a 3.47 ERA as a Yankee, and said he was especially grateful for the way he was treated by the fans over the years.

Hopefully a reliever with Nelson's heart & determination will emerge from next year's bullpen. With so many young arms eligible to make the big-league jump, a future power-arm may want to review Nellie's success. In 20 postseason series, Nellie had an overall ERA of 2.65.

The Yankees postseason record for games in which Nelson appeared is 14-2. I concede that this is an inconclusive stat because of how dominant the Bombers were during the 1996-2000 stretch, but his ability to hold off opponents in late innings had to have something to do with their accomplishments.

Toronto Pitcher Taking All Comers;

MLS Megasigning

Bucs' Ownership Makeover

After 15 consecutive losing seasons, the Pittsburgh Pirates have made a change at the top.

The Pirates announced on Friday that they have requested Major League Baseball to approve a change of control within the team's ownership group.

Under the proposed move, Pirates chairman Bob Nutting would take over as the leader of the Pittsburgh ownership team. Kevin McClatchy, who has served as the Pirates' managing general partner since becoming baseball's youngest owner in 1996, will remain on as the team's chief executive officer.

"I want to see this team win as much as anybody," McClatchy said. "I've put a lot of time into this thing over the years. I think we're getting closer, and I want to see it through.

"We've gone through the tough times. It would be nice to actually be here for some of the better times."

This shake-up is not only justifiable but needed. The final lines of the McClatchy quote, "We've gone through..." shows just how frustrated the Pirates front office has become with their losing ways. Although it has seemed that they've been content with sub .500 seasons.

Breeding young promising pitchers and then pawning them off is never going to produce playoff caliber teams. The past years of loser-ship came to a head when actor Michael Keaton, who threw out the first pitch of their home opener, essentially lambasted Pirates ownership for continuing a tradition of losing.

John Thomson's Got Beef

John Thomson, who is a journeyman starting pitcher, has apparently called out a couple New York ballplayers. The 33 year-old has just signed with the Toronto BlueJays and will probably compete for the 5th spot in their rotation. Since they have an ace in Halliday, a bonafide number two in (a healthy) A.J. Burnett, and a solid third-starter in Gustavo Chacin, Toronto is not asking much from Thomson.

His consistently mediocre numbers (think career ERA of 4.82) scream replacement-level talent. Nonetheless, he did have a lot to say. Particularly for a guy who just signed a $500,000 contract for one year as a #5 starter. Evidently, the Mets were the other team competing for Thomson's services. However, Thomson decided it wasn't the money, the city or the fans that disuaded him from joining a contender like the Mets.

Thomson straight-up doesn't like Paul Lo Duca and thinks that Cliff Floyd's defense would hurt his numbers. The fact that he chose Toronto over New York because of Floyd's defensive shortcomings and a dislike for Lo Duca is mindboggling. Especially when we go back and remember that this is John Thomson were talking about. Here's what he said:

"As far as just looking at (Mets catcher) Paul Lo Duca across the field, I'm not really into how he acts behind the plate," Thomson said. "I know a bit about Gregg Zaun and I know he wants to win and he's not going to let anything get in his way to do that, and I like that.

"And then with Vernon Wells in center field, I'm not really concerned about the outfield with him out there. ... Just watching the Mets' outfield, if Cliff Floyd is still there it's not a real good fit for him out there. He can hit the ball, but as far as defense, he's a little shaky."

I will admit that I don't like LoDuca, mostly because I was at the Met's game when A-Rod crushed that opposite-field GrandSlammer - prompting a menstruating LoDouchebag to pop off about a phantom homerun pose. However, disliking LoDouchebag does not blind me to the fact that he is an excellent #2 hitter who grinds out atbats, ultimately leaving it all on the field. His .318 batting average last year would speak to such abilities.

Thomson referencing Vernon Wells may also point to a diss of Beltran. I'm not exactly sure what Thomson's motives are, but you gotta love the below-average starting pitcher riding an irrelevant powertrip.

MLS Knocks Over Federal Reserve

I know that MLS soccer is about as compelling as Canadian curling and definitely at the bottom of the US sports foodchain, but this is ridiculous. ESPN broke the story that David Beckham would be signing a contract with the LA Galaxy of the MLS league.

Since you hear constantly how obsessed Beckham and his wife are with America, this was not a surprise. I felt that his move to the MLS was inevitable, but I figured it would be after his prime and to New York City. Therefore, I paid little attention to the announcement.

I did not realize that the contract was "valued" at $250 million. So here's the link to a site you've probably never visited before. (Notice that they don't even have the rights to "MLS.com" as that website is a real estate "portal") One of the reasons this story struck me was that I saw that the Galaxy signed Beckham to a 5 year deal.

Surely, you must be joking. That's $50 million per season, so I know that there has to be some kind of lucrative/cartoonish salary scheme going on. Sure enough, ESPN News explained that the "guaranteed money" is equivalent to $51 million over 5 years, with a potential total value of $250 million.

This extra little scrap of say $200 million will be earned through endorsements. Wait. What? What kind of endorsement deal earns $200 million for a single individual. Does the MLS really believe Beckham can turn the LA Galaxy into the Dallas Cowboys? The SI article vaguely explains who is showing Becks the money:

"Most of the value is from David's worldwide endorsement," MLS Deputy Commissioner Ivan Gazidis said on Thursday. "That's a separate deal. That's his deal with CAA (Creative Artists Agency) and 19 Entertainment. That's not something we're involved in.

Riiiight. The MLS is not involved with this nearly quarter-of-a-billion-dollar bulge. Does anyone else smell some multi-team collusion going on here in order to strike life into Major League Soccer?

Regardless, it's pretty cool that Beckham, arguably the world's most visible soccer star, is coming to play in the US at age 31 (and not 38 or 39). However, I find it hard to believe that 5 years from now his impact will come close to threatening the likes of Brady, Lebron, Tiger, Jeter, Crosby, Federer. Shall I continue?

Forgot one. ARod probably will be blamed if Beckham does not succeed in Los Angeles. That may become a good comparison, except for the fact that Beckham will probably dribble through MLS opponents like the AND-1 streetballers would facing a geriatric rec team.

Pettite Begins Clemens Lobbying

Pettite has already begun putting out messages to Clemens & Co. When asked the obvious question as to the Rocket and if he would like to pitch with him again, Pettite did not beat around the bush as he did during the Winter meetings:

"Would that be great," Pettitte said. "Does he know that I would love that? Of course. After speaking with him, it sounds like he's probably going to want to pitch," Pettitte said. "It's amazing to me that he still wants to pitch, but he does. It's like he's 20. He's just got an unbelievable amount of energy."

Well done Andy. The first tentacles have made their way down to Houston as calls from the Captain, Mo, Jorge, may soon follow. Will Torre and the Yankees allow Clemens to come and go as he pleases. Dropping in to make his starts and then disappearing for a few days at a time? I find that hard to believe, but maybe another stint of 3 months instead of 6 months would be the most effective.

Also, Scott Proctor has been told to prepare for spring training as a reliever. As he should be. Does this foreshadow a Clemens arrival in the works? Probably just means Cashman thought it was time to tell Scott that he is becoming a strong late-inning reliever who can not be wasted as an experimental starting pitcher. Especially since Proctor has not been part of a rotation since being in the Dodgers' organization.

Bonds Isn't Limited to Just Juice

So Barry Bonds doesn't want to just be big & strong, he also wants speed. No, literally, he tested positive for amphetamines. Damn Barry, you had us all with the anabolic variety and now you come back with the crystal-meth treatment? This guy is a cartoon character.

And just to place an asterisk next to the kind of stand-up guy he is, Bonds immediately threw one of his teammates under the bus. This time scapegoating Mark Sweeney as the culprit for Bonds unknowingly taking said supplement. He said that the positive test came from something Bonds was given out of Sweeney's locker, which Sweeney of course then categorically denied. These guys can't wait to usher in 2008 and usher out Senor Barr-oid.

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The Yankees officially announce the return of Andy Pettite. This promises to be much more of an exciting presentation than the Kei Igawa fiasco. Did anyone else notice that Igawa's interpreter had no noticeable gender? She spoke with a man's voice, posed with a woman's face and (to throw in a wildcard) wore a suit & tie. The Pettite press conference can be seen on YES after 1pm.

UPDATE: The DailyNews is reporting that Clemens is basically ready to come back as (one of) his agent(s) Randy Henricks says Rocket's return is "better than 50-50." If you missed the Pettite press conference today, there is a video feed at YES-Network.com's main page. Finally, here is a Q&A session with agent Hendricks on Pettite, Clemens, etc.

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The Mets are coming close to a deal with reliever Scott Schoeneweis. Understood that Snowing-Rice is a lefty, but the Metropolitans are offering nearly the same deal that they denied Chad Bradford - 3 years totalling about $10million.

Why didn't they just bring Bradford back? He had already proven he can handle New York, was an intricate part of the bullpen and is also very effective against lefties. This seems to be Omar admitting a mistake more than a GM making an upgrade.

Mulder Signs Again

Mark Mulder will not be going to the Rangers. Actually, he won't be going anywhere, as Peter Gammons reports:

Mark Mulder is staying with the St. Louis Cardinals, agreeing Wednesday to a $13 million, two-year contract. Gammons reports that if Mulder makes 30 starts in 2007 and 2008, incentives can make the deal worth three years and $45 million.

This sounds like a pretty good deal for the increasingly stingy Cardinals organization. At first sight, the 2 years $13million contract seems like a joke. But the built-in incentives will obviously pertain to Mulder's staying healthy and productive. If he pitches up to capability, he will be rewarded handsomely. If he doesn't he will be paid accordingly. Good move by St. Louis because they will not be financially held-up if Mulder takes another long trip on the DL.

I would have to believe that Mulder could have gotten a load more guaranteed money somewhere else, but - to his credit - he decided to make another go of it with the Redbirds. Also couldn't hurt that they just won a championship last year.

Near the end of the article is a mention of Rick Ankiel, whom you may remember as the stud prospect whose infamous mental collapse led to a wild-pitch pandemonium. From the article:

St. Louis also agreed to a minor-league contract with outfielder Rick Ankiel . . . Ankiel, 27, batted .259 with 21 homers and 75 RBI for Double-A Springfield and Class A Quad Cities in his first full season as an outfielder.

That's right, Rick Ankiel will be roaming the outfields of minor league baseball next year. Splitting his time for AA Springfield and Class-A ball, Ankiel actually put up some good numbers. Especially for a converted pitcher once considered to be in the top10 all-time for pitching prospects. If Ankiel makes it back to the majors as an outfielder it would be one of the most outrageous, improbable come-backs ever made . . . by a 27-year-old no less.

From the AP, comes the original story of Ankiel making "the switch" in 2005 - there's an interesting sidebar. But right now let's add a little salt to the wound. See if you can remember this horror-show:

Maddux walked; Furcal popped to Clark in foul territory; Ankiel threw a wild pitch (Maddux to second); Ankiel threw a wild pitch (Maddux to third); A. Jones walked; Ankiel threw a wild pitch (A. Jones to 2nd); C. Jones was called out on strikes; Galarraga walked (Maddux scored on wild pitch by Ankiel; A. Jones to 3rd); JordanLankford (A. Jones scored, singled to Galarraga to 2nd); Ankiel threw a wild pitch (Galarraga to 3rd, Jordan to 2nd); Sanders walked; Weiss singled to Lankford (Galarraga scored, Jordan scored, Sanders to 2nd); James replaced Ankiel; Lopez popped to Viña. 4runs, 2hits, no errors, 2 LOB. Braves 4, Cardinals 6.

That's the line-score for the 3rd inning of the 2000 NLCS. After getting out of trouble in the first two innings of Game 1, the then 20-year-old Ankiel crumbled in front of our very eyes. This of course came after the Cards had generated 6 runs in the early going. To quote the very underrated film Wonderboys - "When we fall, we fall hard."

Murcer & Around the Horn

* Today after 1pm, The Yankees issued a press release stating that the brain-tumor that former Yankee OF Bobby Murcer had removed was malignant. There were no specific details as to complications, prognosis, etc. but this is certainly scary news. Hopefully, the extraction of the tumor stops any spread of the cancer, but anytime the word "malignant" is thrown around it's hard not to brace for the worst.

I send my thoughts and prayers out to the Murcer family and I would hope that you do the same. Steinbrenner's statement was heartfelt, illuminating a longtime friendship and reverence for Murcer. The news comes as a shock to those baseball fans who believed Murcer may be on the road toward a full recovery. All one can do now is hope that Murcer, who is no doubt a fighter, can overcome anything that comes his way.

* The Giants have re-acquired the services of RHP Russ Ortiz. His 26 appearances for the Diamondbacks in 2006 yielded some awful results: no wins to eight losses; 44 strikeouts to 40 walks; an 8.14 ERA in 88 innings.

His three solid seasons with the Giants of 200+ innings and sub 4.00 ERA's earned Ortiz a 4 year $33million contract, which he in turn rewarded with an athletic implosion. His last two seasons totalled less than 200innings (189) and his earned average was around 7.50. The Giants signed Ortiz to a one-year-deal for around $380,000. Welcome back to Earth, Russ.

* Following his banishment from Baltimore to Boston, and eventual failure to produce there, Javy Lopez has signed a one year contract worth $750,000 with the Rockies. The former all-star saw the writing on the wall when the Orioles signed FA Ramon Hernandez, a talented all-around catcher, to a multi-year deal.

* The aging, overlooked story of Juan Uribe's shootout continues a long losing battle of justice versus money. Still unclear exactly what occurred, but apparently Uribe shot a farmer who was standing too close to his ride. The incident took place in Uribe's native Dominican Republic and little evidence has come to light since the October shooting.

"It's a shame I'm in this situation just because I made it in baseball and got out of poverty," Uribe said.

Yes, it is a shame that you were stupid enough to shoot a man who was leaning against your Escalade. Save the pity-mining for someone who will sympathize with a millionaire athlete. Regardless of the scenario, why did Uribe even put himself in this situation?

Word from the Ohlen-dorf

Came across an interview with Ross Ohlendorf from MiLB.com. ((Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look under "Audio")) The interview was not as engrossing as I had hoped because this is more of a "Welcome to New York" greeting. Also a story on the newly acquired RHP on Yankees.com.

Ohlendorf did answer questions as far as joining a loaded AAA rotation at Scranton Wilkes-Barre. His friend called him when he saw the tentative deal on espn.com - apparently Ohlendorf is well-versed in blog-readership as he states that the internet was a constant when trade rumors were flying.

While at the Rookie Development Program, Ohlendorf learned he would join the Yankees and therefore sought out Humberto Sanchez (who as also attending the program) for quick conversation. As a Princeton grad, Ohlendorf also expressed the advantages of spending time in New York City as opposed to an Austin, Texas native with little East-coast experience.

On his variety of pitches:

I throw a fastball, slider, and changeup which I just started throwing the past season. The change-up has become more effective this year. . . I rely mostly on my fastball and when I throw it well it has good movement on it.

The fastball is of course a sinker which has already drawn comparisons to the hard-sink that Chien-Ming Wang boasts. Whether this comparison is premature or inaccurate remains to be seen. Though he only had one start in AAA last year Ohlendorf was not as intimidated by the jump as he had assumed he would be.

He did admit that the hitters had greater plate discipline, made more solid contact, and had the ability to make you pay for mistakes thrown over the middle-half. This is to be expected, but Ohlendorf's quiet confidence and honesty comes across throughout the interview.

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The Bergen Record has an update on the Clemens watch as Cashman will continue playing the ol' wait & see game.

General manager Brian Cashman won't address the Clemens matter specifically, other than to say he has until Aug. 31 to tinker with his big-league roster.

This will be a cat-and-mouse routine for a while as Cashman awaits Clemens announcement of his 2007 plans. Then Clemens awaits Cashman's pitch for 2007. Cashman waits for Clemens to ask for $30million for a pro-rated 2007 contract. etc.

The NY Daily News has an article on Igawa's clumsy press conference - never seen a language barrier that obvious - and a few words on Unit's homecoming. Also, the DailyNews gives the standard three-line report that there is nothing new to report on Clemens.

Rice & Goose: Wait 'Til Next Year

If Goose Gossage was pissed off after last year's HOF snub, what expletives is he warming up for today? Jim Rice must also be singing four-letter-word ballads to the BBWAA. Rice only has two more years of eligibility on the ballot, so next year appears to be the year for Gossage and Rice. There will be no first-ballot type candidates to eat votes in 2008. Needing 75% to get elected, I believe Gossage missed a call to the Hall by about 3 percentage points with Jim Rice earning 63%. That's pretty rough for Goose.

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J.D. "Nancy" Drew has still not officially become a Boston Red Sox. Not sure what the hold up is, but it is believed something could get done by week's end. The NY Times has an article on this drawn out debate over contract language, or maybe the Red Sox have cold feet after realizing they haven't traded Manny and don't need a soft, injury-prone, "potential" player in Fenway Park.

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Miguel Cairo's one year contract worth $750,000 has been finalized and just about every position player need has been filled - except of course for the decision as to who will occupy the right-handed portion of the first base platoon. It seems like a two horse race between Andy Phillips and Josh Phelps.

A Bomber & A RedSox Should Also Join Hall

This afternoon the BBWAA will obviously elect 1st-ballot locks Cal Ripken Jr and Tony Gwynn into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Cal gets by on "the streak" and his baseball ambassador-hood alone, while Gwynn may be one of the top-10 pure hitters of all time. There is no argument with either of these selections, although I think Gwynn should be labeled 1) and Ripken 1a).

Besides the 1st-balloteers, my well-deserved-yet-overlooked picks to enter Cooperstown would include Rich "Goose" Gossage and Jim "A-hole" Rice. Once Bruce Sutter earned his hallpass and plaque, Gossage should be guaranteed one as well.

Goose met the requirements as he dominated the Majors for an extended period of time (my personal timeline is eight years) and was one of the top lock-down closers of all time. During his era, pitchers like Sutter and Gossage were usually called upon for multiple inning saves - whether that be two or even three frames. This was a time when the term "Fireman" meant what it implied. Closers came in when there was trouble and were expected to douse the flames.

His most dominant years came between 1975 and 1985. At which time his average ERA was 2.41; average WHIP was 1.09; had a 2.38 k/bb ratio; and a 7.94 k/9. If that's not a hall of fame caliber, I don't know what is. His career WHIP of 1.23 and career ERA of 3.01 further impresses since his career spanned 22 seasons.

During Sutter's nine-year period of dominance (his final 3 years unimpressive) his WHIP of 1.10; k/9 of 7.41 and 3.13 k/bb rate is extremely comparable to Goose's eleven-year averages. One could make the argument that Gossage should have been voted in before Sutter (or at least simultaneously) because Goose was able to remain very good even after his most dominant seasons.

As far as Rice goes, it is an absolute travesty that he's been denied the opportunity to drop an F-bomb or two on an induction stage. During a twelve year span Rice was one of the most dominating and feared hitters in the AL.

Between 1975-1986 Rice averaged .304, 29 homers, and 106 RBI, earning himself six top-5's in MVP voting. Rice led the league in total bases four times and is an eight-time allstar. He also racked up four 200-hit seasons, eight 100 RBI seasons, and eleven 20 homerun seasons. His career numbers are: 2,452 hits, 382 HR, 1,451 rbi, 79 triples. In three different seasons Rice was able to generate 39 homeruns. In 1978 Rice clocked 46 homeruns, 139 RBI and batted .315 to assure himself the AL MVP. (Important to remember that 40 homerun type seasons were not a dime-a-dozen as they are today)

Rice's caustic relationship with the media and injury-shortened career are the primary reasons for his Hall-holdout. In today's era of steroids and "performance enhancing drugs" it is nearly impossible to say for sure which athletes are legit and which are pumping horse plasma into their calves.

So, when a guy like Rice undoubtedly puts up legitimate hall-of-fame numbers he should be allowed a place in Cooperstown. To deny his entry into the hall because of his attitude becomes playground behavior when comparing his sins to that of McGuire, Sosa, Bonds and who knows how many others.

Closing the Gap

There is an interesting article on the RedSox finances by Tony Massarotti of the Boston Herald. Apparently, the once unapproachable financial division between the Yanks and the Sawx has dwindled to $20million. After shedding $14million through Unit's dismissal, and dropping more payroll on Sheffield/Wright trades, the aggregate Yankee payroll is about $180million.

The signing of a Roger Clemens is a strong possibility and will obviously raise the Yankee payroll, but currently the gap has been closed. And the financial excuses from RedSox Nation can disappear with it. Barring the signing of a Clemens or acquisition of a Dontrelle Willis, the RedSox have created a noticeable advantage in the starting rotation. However, Massarotti makes a solid point:

Whatever the Yankees have lost to the Red Sox in the starting rotation, they may have gained in the bullpen. Papelbon leaves the Sox without anyone to match up against Mariano Rivera, who remains the closer against whom all others will be measured.

“I go in with eyes wide open,” Cashman said, referring to 2007. “On the positional side, we can throw a lineup out there that no one else can match up with. The pitching side, that’s obviously where we have to focus.”

There is no doubt that the Yankees bullpen is head-and-shoulders above Boston's relief options - and this is particularly evident in the RedSox' lack of a defined closer. Papelbon may become a horse in the rotation, but his absence looms especially large in the pressure-cooker that is Fenway. Papelbon offered Mariano-esqe flashes in 2006, but did hit a rookie wall and fell back to earth - possibly triggering his desire to return to starting pitching.

The focus then must move to the AL east line-ups. 2007 has the makings of some big-time battles between Boston and the Bronx, but the financial competition has also become a bit of a toss-up. Massarotti concludes,

The cost of building the Yankees has come down while the cost of building the Red Sox has gone up. At this rate, it won’t be long before there is no difference at all between baseball’s superpowers.

Whatever happens in 2007, the whining and scapegoating for Boston can now be attributed to nothing other then being outplayed or outmanaged.

Igawa Introduced @ Yankee Stadium

Kei Igawa will have a formal introduction in the Bronx today at 2pm. One could also expect a press conference for the Andy Pettite reunion later on in the week.

The press conference can be seen on the YES network or you can listen to it via radio on 660 WFAN. If you're stuck at the office, you can listen to WFAN.com's streaming broadcast here.

Igawa has already had the long locks snipped and was quoted as saying the new haircut has him feeling "refreshed." Already a character, Igawa who loves playing video games & flying remote control helicopters, this guy may be an interesting presence on a team with plenty of dull personalities.

The Final Johnson Post

For a final breakdown of the Unit deal it is important to quickly look at all of the facts.

Johnson is 43 years old, will turn 44 during next season, and had a serious surgical procedure done just a few months ago. Following what was a very productive 2005 - considering innings, strikeouts, ERA and wins - the images of a frustrated, defeated Randy began outweighing the dominant one.

Considering Johnson's ERA ballooned to 5.00, his WHIP travelled from 1.12 to 1.24, and his k/9 & k/bb also declined it is amazing the Yankees were able to put up enough runs to give him 17 wins (Unit was first in majors in run support). In his last three years his ERA+ went from 171 to 117 to 88. Was the final months of last season and the resulting 5.00 ERA due solely to an injured back? Maybe only Randy knows this. Maybe no one does.

What became increasingly clear is that Randy Johnson was no longer the Big Unit. Even if it were the 1990s, he may have never been able to completely adapt to New York. At age 43 (as opposed to 33), the entire New York stigma only produced another thorn synergizing a deteriorating performance level.

Most probably, he will not be ready when Spring training rolls around. I do believe he can still be a very productive pitcher, but he must be somewhere he wants to be at. He must pitch in the National League. He must be healthy after recovering from back-surgery. And he must have run-support. All of these variables are very possible which means there is good reason for Arizona to believe bringing him back is a wise move: both at the ticket-office and in the record books.

As for the Yankees, the trade also made a great deal of sense. But they are not bulletproof as far as Randy's banishment. His 200+ innings need to be replaced, and with a rotation currently relying on "Glass-Man" Pavano as an intricate cog, there is cause for alarm. Will Pavano be traded if he produces an impressive Spring? That depends on whether Clemens can be had, Kei Igawa shows he can pitch or a blockbuster trade for a starter is - or is not - available.

Yes Cashman has created a bounty of young arms with which to trade, promote or plug holes with, but prospects are called prospects for a reason. If they were sure things they would never be moved for old, grumpy, pitchers.

From dictionary.com: "Pros·pect - something expected; a possibility."

It's possible that of the four players received in the deal that none of them end up becoming successful in the Bronx. Luis Vizcaino seems to be a very solid bullpen addition but Brandon Medders was the Yankees' first choice. Steven Jackson has a good sinking fastball and supposedly plus slider, but he lacks the polish or control that is needed to become a very strong prospect. The first reports I read seemed to have Jackson in the top-prospect mold, but the more I information I came across the less of a stud arm he became. He definitely has upside. He has been praised by many as mentally tough, but he is essentially a work in progress.

Alberto Gonzalez has a major league glove right now and could provide a good utility infielder option a couple years from now, but his hitting ability is unknown to unimpressive by most accounts. He hit .290 last year in 129 AA games with 6 homers and 50 rbi. There is not much to work with in order to predict what his ability will be at the plate. Maybe he can become a Marco Scutaro type who flashes a great glove, and although lite with the bat, is able to come through in big situations. This is an unknown and probably unfounded comparison, but next year's minor league season will tell us for sure.

The Yankees inability to bring Micah Owings in the deal means that the emphasis of the trade falls on Ross Ohlendorf's shoulders. Initially, the deal would reportedly include Ohlendorf, Owings and maybe Medders. In retrospect, this was an unrealistic swap, but one would have hoped that Owings would be a part of the deal in some capacity. When Ohlendorf became the only true high-end prospect involved with the deal, it is fair to say that the DBacks came away with what seems to be a relatively fair deal.

However, if Ohlendorf can summon the Princeton smarts, "Wang-like sinker" and pinpoint control he has been hailed for, the trade may well be a big-time Yankees success. After all, who knows if Ohlendorf will ever take the field in pinstripes. It is very possible that a lights-out campaign at Scranton Wilkes-Barre may result in becoming a part of a big time trade and not part of a Yankees rotation.

the Padres Penal Code & Other MLB News

The Florida Marlins and Major League Baseball appear close to finalizing a deal for a new stadium in South Florida.

The ballpark, replete with a retractable roof, would be located in a redevelopment district just miles inland from the American Airlines Arena, which is located on the banks of Biscayne Bay.

The retractable roof is the key here as the neverending rain that sweeps South Florida kills any fan base that two championship teams have generated. Unclear what this deal may mean as far as the spending toward future Marlin teams. Particularly interesting is the effect this deal may have on Dontrelle Willis' future.

Following his drunk-driving incident, will the Marlins still consider him the face of their organization (thereby guaranteeing a long-term contract) or has he justified the trade buzz that continually gets shot down by Jeffery Loria & Co.

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From a few days ago... Apparently Jake Peavy's talent as a MLB starting pitcher has gone to his head. The Padres ace earned himself a trip to the slammer after he was charged for disorderly conduct at Mobile Regional Airport. Peavy, a Mobile native, exposed the detrimental side of hot-shot starting pitchers:

Peavy was headed for a goodwill tour of the Dominican Republic with other major league players when he double-parked to drop off his bags and was told by airport police to move his car.

"The airport police told him he couldn't park his car there and he said, 'Write me up a ticket and I'll pay for it,"' Towers said. "He was arrested."

Not sure if Peavy was attempting to challenge the airport officer or was kindly expressing his elitism, but my mind immediately wanders to Randy Moss telling reporters that an NFL fine would be paid with "straight cash, homey." Fines and parking tickets are like french fries and tic-tacs to these athletes, so why bother them with such trivialities. I offer as Exhibit A: Peavy was released on a $350,000 bond.

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Pending a physical, the Randy Johnson deal is complete - with Unit earning himself a two-year $26million contract through 2008.

Jets vs Pats

At the end of the first half the Jets trail the Patriots 17-10. Tom Brady has been his Satanic self in the first half, moving the ball consistently on the Jets defense. The Jets however, have stopped the Patriots on one 1st and goal situation and came close to another goal-line stand at the close of the 2nd quarter. Unfortunately, el Diablo was able to squeeze a strike to the back-up tight end for a touchdown.

As to be expected, the game has been dictated by coaching strategy and playcalling. For a live blog- thread detailing the game go to Deadspin.

UPDATE: Mangini's Jets played hard and continually responded to any plays the Patriots made. The middle of the fourth quarter threw the game into a tailspin. A wide-receiver screen pass was tipped, picked up by Wilfork and eventually ruled a lateral and therefore fumble recovery for New England. The score was 20-13. Pennington then drove the team down the field and again was held to a field-goal, which Nugent converted.

Again Brady answered the call and led a crushing drive which ended with another TD pass. 27-16. Down 11 points and nearly 8 minutes remaining offered dubious Jet fans with an inkling of hope ... until Asante Samuel intercepted Chad Pennington's sideline pass and took it to the house. Score: 34-16 Patriots. Following another Pats field-goal the final score would be 37-16.

Moral victories may be discussed tomorrow, but right now its time for frustration, Brady-profanity and a couple of beers. I will say that I was impressed with the Jets defense and the team's ability to stand toe-to-toe with New England - omitting of course, that nauseating fourth-quarter sequence.

Minnesota Master Plan?

The Randy Johnson trade hinges on the ability of the Arizona Diamondbacks to get a deal done before today's 5pm deadline. I believe this deal should not cause too much commotion as they are simply ironing out details. The extension will probably command between $10million and $12million for the 2008 season.

A farewell gift to the Big Unit. Here is a disturbingly on-target summation from Bob Klapisch, of the Bergen Record:

The Unit, cold and aloof from the first day, never fit in with the Yankees, spending most of his time at his locker with his back to his teammates. There was no emotional investment on either side; even the fans sensed Johnson was just passing through on his way to Cooperstown. Maybe it was Johnson's way of acting tough in a big market, or maybe it was his frustration at the stunning number of fastballs he threw over the middle of the plate, and the sliders that were usually flat.

Whatever the reason, Johnson was unhappy enough to look daggers at Johnny Damon last August when the outfielder tried to rally the slumping Yankees. In the middle of the clubhouse, Damon shouted to the whole team, "Come on, you [expletive]. Wake up!" From across the room, Johnson stared coldly, so unnerving Damon that he later asked a club official, "Did I do something wrong?"

What a competitor. Passing through on his way to Cooperstown perfectly describes Johnson's tour of the Bronx.

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On a more salivating note, Klapisch gives his take on Brian Cashman's new mission statement of younger, cheaper, flexible. ((Yes, this does sound like the advertisements for an Amsterdam brothel)) The article shows concern for the loss of Randy Johnson for the same reasons I stated in an earlier post: where will last year's 205 innings come from?

Klapisch brings up Carl Pavano, explaining that he has been doing 4-hour-a-day workouts in Arizona which has enabled him to be given a 100% healthy seal of approval. When several teams asked about Pavano's availability and consequently that the Yankees eat most of his remaining money, Cashman shot back.

To each of them, Cashman has said, no chance.

"GMs have asked me, 'Would you consider moving [Pavano]? If so, you'd have to pick up X number of dollars,'" Cashman said. "I've told them, 'Uh-uh.' I happen to believe Carl is going to be an effective and contributing member of this club."

Essentially, the organization has placed Pavano in a boot camp for redemption. Allowing him to work harder than he ever has in his life so that he is able to pitch well enough to earn a trade out of New York. To be blunt, Cashman has made Pavano his b*tch and a trade is like the piece of cheese at the end of a difficult maze.

The most important contribution of the article however, concerns a slightly well-known lefty who spends time in Minneapolis & St.Paul. The sheer mention of Johan Santana is enough to make a pitcher-hungry organization like the Yankees quiver. Klapisch discusses the real possibility of landing such a dominant arm:

Of course, it's possible the Yankees' sudden accumulation of young, cheap talent that would be acquired in both the Johnson and Gary Sheffield deals is leading to a mega-swap with the Twins, who've undoubtedly calculated (and fainted at) the cost of keeping Johan Santana after he becomes a free agent in two years. Cashman's army of youngsters might be the escape the Twins would need, given that Barry Zito is now earning $18 million per year.

Short of a deal of that proportion, however, the Yankees will keep their fingers crossed and stick to Cashman's business plan. So far, the GM has resisted the urge to empty the Yankees' coffers, safely underbidding for Daisuke Matsuzaka and refusing to go anywhere near Zito's free agency. Little by little, Cashman has restored a sense of order to the Bombers' operation, as the Yankees have gotten younger and cheaper. But when it comes to Pavano, Cashman admits he's abandoning logic in place of blind faith.

Obviously there are no hard facts to the above excerpt, but the idea is certainly feasible. When a team knows they are unable to retain a superstar who's on the brink of free agency, the idea of trading him becomes inevitable. Why would the Twins not attempt to draw a bundle of high-end prospects (the Yankees have) for Santana? Otherwise Minnesota would get zero compensation for his services and then watch him go to the highest bidder.

If Cashman is able to flip some of the prospects he has in the bank for a Santana or Zambrano, Johnson's 205 innings will be accounted for, as will New York's quest for a true ace. These are questions to be answered far down the road, but the fact that they are not based in pure insanity is exciting in itself.

Bernie, Cairo, Weaver?

ESPN is reporting that there may not be room for Bernie Williams on the 2007 Yankee roster. This comes as of no surprise, especially since Melky was never unloaded when the Mike Gonzalez rumors were flying. Bernie will be missed, but a decision on his future may drag out. Not much that hasn't been said about Williams, but for all the mental blocks in the outfield or base-running blunders, Bernie was an irreplacable cog in the Championship years. His hits were clutch, his class irrefutable and his love for the game unforgettable.

As for the infield . . . Having lost Mark Loretta to the Houston Astros as the perfect utility infielder, New York is close to bringing Miguel Cairo back to the Bronx. Cairo is a capable utility guy and his numbers usually misrepresent him as a Rey Ordonez type.

Also, the Mets are rumored to have interest in Jeff Weaver. Sure making the transition from AL to NL drops a starter's ERA and increases their value, but are the Mets really going to put a timebomb like Weaver back into the flammable New York environment. God bless you Omar if you pull the trigger on this deal. Weaver has always had great stuff, but every Yankees fan would be puzzled by a Big Apple reunion.

The NY Post had a few interesting tidbits for Yankeeland. Although Scott Proctor has been told to prepare for Spring training as a starting pitcher, one would have to assume that a proven starter will fill that role (maybe one currently in their minor league system) instead of a progressing reliable reliever of value. Would the Rocket suffice? When asked, Cashman slickly responded with: "I have nothing hot going with any free-agent pitcher right now."

Kevin Kernan offered a fresh stat on the departure of Randy Johnson:

Official scorer Howie Karpin looked back at Johnson's two-season Yankees career and noted that the Big Unit, who won 34 games in 67 starts, blew a lead in 28 of those starts.

Anyone who watched Johnson pitch over the past two years could have told you that he tends to blow leads but who would have thought the percentage was that high? Johnson was given the highest run support in the Majors and this might have a little to do with the 17 wins in 2006 that so many fans are frantic about replacing. The average of 215 innings per season was the Unit's greatest asset.

Kernan also offered an update on Murcer:

The Yankees said Bobby Murcer is doing extremely well after surgery to remove a brain tumor. Murcer, 60, was released from the University of Texas MD Anderson Cancer Center on Sunday.

"He is currently back at home in Oklahoma, relaxing and enjoying many everyday activities," the Yankees said in a statement. "Since the surgery, Bobby has had no setbacks."

He may not be out of the woods yet, but this is some relieving news. If the tumor wasn't caught early who knows what shape Murcer would be in, so we should all be thankful that he is recuperating so well.

By the way, when is Buster Olney returning from his well-deserved vacation? I'm sure I speak for many when I say that I miss his daily exploits and would like to hear his take on the recent offseason activity: Johnson, Clemens, Zito, etc.

Ohlendorf Hating

Although he packs a very strong k/bb ratio, a mid 90s fastball and a supposedly Wang-like sinker there appears to be a lot of naysayers as far as Ohlendorf's ability to become a full-fledged top of the rotation starter.

To read what seems to be a truly "home-town" account of the Unit trade go visit the "Snakepit" and try not to laugh. This guy certainly lives and dies with his team - which is to be respected - but can you lay off of the DBack cool-aid a little bit? As a fan you are meant to support your team through thick and thin but seemingly downplaying former talent is unwarranted. Talk about disingenuous, you would think they had gotten Roy Halliday for Juan Samuel.

You can also visit the an ESPN attempt at a Mike Lupica column here. (ESPN Insider required) Just joking around, but Keith Law used to work for the Blue Jays front office. Ya think he might be drinking a little Yankee haterade?

Regardless of these stories and multiple reports of Ohlendorf as a C+ type prospect, the stockpile of talented arms cannot be denied. I have no doubt that a substantial trade will be generated by Cashman's ability to pry an Ohlendorf or an Humberto Sanchez away from miscreants like Unit or Sheffield.

As far as Steven Jackson, who did not have a stellar Arizona Fall League, here is his 2006 line at AA Tennessee. Jackson posted a 2.71 ERA through 24 starts; tossed 150 innings; gave up 131 hits; allowed only 6 homers; walked 45 and struck out 125. The 24 year-old also posted an impressive WHIP of about 1.17.

Definitely stop by the Diamondbacks' scout page on Jackson as it details his big-game pitching desire/ability as well as his role as the #1 starter for MLB pipeline Clemson. The article speaks to Jackson's inconsistency and the minor shoulder surgery needed while at college. However, the article continuously turns to Jackson's ability to perform under pressure.

The article's scouting report differs slightly (it was written 2005) from today's discussions of Jackson, as he is attributed with a low 90s fastball, above average curveball and a splitter "that's a middle infielder's dream, inducing ground balls and uncomfortable swings." The curveball has been upgraded to a demolishing slider which supposedly can become wild as times.

Hibachi !!!

As a Knicks fan it is hard to find yourself back into the NBA after years spent in competitive limbo. Therefore when I hear NBA hype I tend to shrug it off, unless of course it involves Carmelo "Sucka-Punch" Anthony or Bruce Bowen getting his ankle stepped on, cracked and sent to San Antonio - William Wallace style.

Anyway, if you have not already seen it Gilbert Arenas hit a ridiculous buzzer-beater Wednesday night against the Bucks. With about :07 remaining Arenas casually walks the ball up the court, pulls up from about 35 feet and drills the game-winner. You must remember that the score was tied at this point. With 7 seconds remaining the Wizards could have definitely set up an easier final shot, but the four other Washington players probably realized they weren't seeing the rock at all.

If you watch closely you will notice that Arenas did not even watch as the ball hit nothing but net. Talk about confidence, this guy is filthy and should draw some serious MVP talk. Following the game, when asked about the final play Gilbert was quoted as saying "My swag was phenomenal." Not sure what this means exactly, but I concur.

Experiencing Technical Difficulties

I had planned to post late last night or this afternoon on the Randy Johnson deal, but the internet decided to change my plans. After finally reattaining the lifeblood of every blog enthusiast (internet connection) I had to run straight from work to meet with my girlfriend.

Today, is my birthday so we enjoyed a nice quiet dinner and she knows me well enough to give me a Yankee ticket package as a gift. Is this the girl of my dreams or what? Totally caught me by surprise and definitely has me even more pumped for the '07 season.

Peter Abraham has some good comments from Cashman on the first base signing, the Unit trade, etc. The Daily News also has an article focusing on Ohlendorf, the centerpiece of the DBack deal. I heard somewhere that Ohlendorf throws very hard. He is able to lift his fastball to 98mph when he wants to. I had no idea he had this kind of arm.

I admit that I prefer the more "artistic" starter, like a Pedro or Maddux, because of their control and professional technique. But, there is something to be said for the true power-pitcher, which is what Ohlendorf appears to be. Considering his control is reportedly effortless yet precise, his potential to combine power and impeccable control is an absolute rarity.

Tomorrow I will definitely dig deep into Steven Jackson's profile as well as SS Alberto Gonzalez. Although Sweeny Murti originally reported that Cashman had not eaten any of Johnson's remaining contract, it appears that New York did take on $2 million. This is still a steal in my mind. The more that is learned of Ohlendorf the more impressed I get. It was pretty greedy to hope for Brandon Medders, Micah Owings and Ross Ohlendorf for Randy Johnson, but Cashman deserves a hell of a lot of credit for his offseason maneuvers.

This Just in: Unit Deal Done

It's a one for four deal. Randy Johnson is gone and the Yankees get four prospects in return. Sweeny Murti of WFAN reports that the DBacks will send major league reliever Luis Vizcaino, Russ Ohlendorf, Steven Jackson, and Alberto Gonzalez.

We have already discussed Ohlendorf. Alberto Gonzalez is a slick-fielding 23 y/o shortstop whose glove is major-league ready, although I don't know anything of his hitting prowess. Vizcaino is a 32 year-old right hander whose last three seasons have been impressive - averaging about a 3.60 ERA through this stretch. He is going to give you 60-70 innings of relief, has a career k/9 of 8.10, and career BAA of .246. He throws primarilly fastballs and sliders with an occasional change. He also has an above average to plus splitter.

Steven Jackson is the prototypical powerarm. Unfortunately, a part of that prototype includes a dash of wildness. The 24 year-old Jackson has the right frame for pitching: 6-5 & 220lbs. He throws very hard and, like Owings, commands a serious slider. From scout.com:

Another college pitcher who jumps straight to Double-A after spending last year in Lo-A South Bend, Jackson is a pure power pitcher who has a devastating slider that caused, among other things, 12 wild pitches last season. The Diamondbacks have openly stated they feel their Double-A rotation could be the big league rotation before too long, and for a long time, and expect big things from Jackson, a 10th round pick out of Clemson in 2004.

I will have a lot more on Vizcaino and "the prospects" tonight or tomorrow, so stay tuned for that as well as a critique on Mientkiewicz. All in all, a very good deal for the Yankees. Micah Owings was not a part of the package which is a bummer, but you could have done a lot worse, especially when you consider that Cashman did not eat any substantial amount of Johnson's contract. Bravo.

UPDATE: The above post came from Yankees beat reporter Sweeny Murti, who I have come to refer by first name only amongst friends. While driving an hour after Murti's scoop, I heard radio personality Michael Kay "breaking" a story on the Unit trade. Already laughing because the "Voice of the Yankees" was beat to the punch by WFAN and still launched the "breaking news" declaration, I was further embarassed when Steve Phillips was Kay's source. Phillips explained that the Yankees would get Vizcaino and a pitching prospect. While the two reports differ and I admit Phillips has earned a lot more respect than some blogger like me, I am much more inclined to trust Murti since Steve the GM is constantly dead-wrong.

Tune in. Zone Out.

For those Yankees fans who can stomach Bob Lorenz's ridiculous questions while recognizing Tom Verducci as one of today's finest baseball writers, don't forget to tune into tonight's edition of Yankees Hot Stove. Surely, Verducci will be joined by his less engaging SI compatriot John Heyman and discuss such lively topics as Keith Foulke going to the Indians or Pineiro to the Sox. I'll also offer even odds that at some point Lorenz turns to the camera to discuss that the Yankees broke ground on the new stadium and then praise the efficiency of the business venture.

Verducci will probably offer valuable insights into the Johnson deal's inner workings as well as a Clemens vigil. Cashman's stockpiling of young pitchers in order to possibly attain a Dontrelle Willis or Johan Santana may also become a topic of conversation (Minneapolis papers have already brought up trade possibilities).

However, the real reason you should watch the overlong, Yankees infomercial is because of the interview with one Philip Hughes. Hopefully, the questions will not sound like this: "Which NYC restaurant is better: Nobu or Rao's?" or "How old is your dog Rex?" Maybe Hughes will demand a rotation spot in 2007, that would be interesting. Regardless, check your local listings and set your Tivo to Yes @ 6:30pm.


UPDATE: I would like to apologize for my bold announcement that Philip Hughes would be appearing on the Hot Stove tonight. I had heard through a previously respected Yankees fan (just kidding J) and saw a promo online that Hughes would be on the show tonight. So a few hours after dogging Steve Phillips for not knowing a thing about baseball, I have now officially eaten crow.

Mientkiewicz: "90% Certain He'll Be A Bomber"

Doug Mientkiewicz seems pretty confident that he is Bronx bound. Multiple newspapers support his statements and it would appear that Andy Phillips is now on the griddle. There are rumors that Phillips will be sent packing and Josh Phelps will settle in as the right-handed portion of a first-base platoon. (Phelps, who has some pop, was acquired via the Rule V draft)

Multiple sources are saying that Mientkiewicz is already on his way to New York for a physical and subsquent signing of a one-year-deal. Hopefully, Loretta will make the pilgrimmage as well and fill in as our utility infielder. I am not extremely for or against the Mientkiewicz signing because he does mean gold-glove caliber defense at first. Unfortunately, he does mean back-up catcher caliber numbers at the plate.

Meanwhile, the G-Unit trade negotiations have become a hostage situation. Only problem is, it is unclear who is being held up at this point. This is basically my impatience at work because Cashman will probably complete a deal soon that brings a major league reliever and two top prospects. So, it would seem that Ca$hmoney is the potential criminal in this deal. What is known is that the closer the Unit deal comes to completion, the quicker Clemens comes into focus as his replacement. How many times has an organization essentially swapped first ballot hall of fame pitchers over the age of 40?



UPDATE: New York Daily News is reporting that Mientkiewicz and the Yankees have reached a tentative 1 year deal. Also breaking is the news that the Astros have have a contract in place with Mark Loretta. So much for Loretta as the Yankee utility glove.

Unit Deal Takes Another Babystep Foward

There are now rumblings that the Unit deal will "definitely" get done before the coming weekend. Unfortunately, the package of prospects that will be sent to New York will not include Ross Ohlendorf. On the positive side Micah Owings will be.

Along with Owings, the Yankees asked for 27 y/o Brandon Medders and Dustin Nippert. We have already discussed Nippert's ability and ranking in the DBack system, but Brandon Medders is an intriguing major league reliever.

In 2006, Medders had a 3.64 ERA, 47 strikeouts, 28 walks, 76 hits in 72 innings. It doesn't exactly jump off the page or dazzle. His career BAA is .249; k/9 of 6.88; and K/BB is 2.00. The idea of a relief pitcher with "upside" probably dies around Medders age (27) because he is not going to become a starter.

His pitching arsenal includes a low 90s fastball as well as a solid curveball and slider. He also uses the changeup as an occasional out-pitch. All in all, Medders is not Scott Linebrink or Mike Gonzalez, but if he can become a solid reliable 6th or 7th inning pitcher alongside powerarms like Britton or Bruney, there is the possibility of showing Farnsworth the door.

In my opinion, that Owings would be part of the deal is a victory in itself. The 6-7 Nippert has the potential to become a stud pitcher in his own right. This would however hinge on his building a toughness that apparently hurts his pressure-pitching. Overall, every Yankee fan should be ecstatic about such a move. Randy is not made for New York and we all know it. His initial signing was a no-brainer and his banishment is equally as obvious.